@redditd75: IN HOUSING COURT, MY SISTER THREW MY SUITCASES ON THE FLOOR AND SCREAMED, "THROW THIS BROKE PARASITE ON THE STREET!" THE JUDGE PICKED UP HIS PEN TO SIGN MY EVICTION. THEN FOUR ARMED AGENTS STORMED IN, LOCKED THE DOORS, AND WHISPERED: "YOUR HONOR, SHE DOESN'T PAY RENT—BECAUSE THIS ENTIRE ESTATE IS A FEDERAL ASSET."