@notinregz: Marine asked if it's true there's a fist behind Chuck Norris's beard. RIP to a legend

Josh :

Chuck didn’t stutter, we just heard him wrong

michael :

Chuck norris picked an apple from an orange tree and made lemonade with it

recongamerr_2010_Part_2 :

chuck norris once threw a rock into the sky, we now call that the moon

Slick :

Chuck Norris giving Chuck Norris jokes is epic

𝔇𝔢𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔞 :

A viper bit Chuck Norris, and after 3 excruciating days the viper died

Mark_Ryan2479 :

chuck Norris once wrote in his journal today its called the Guinness book of world records

Trevor Rose :

Chuck Norris doesn't need sleep, sleep needs Chuck Norris

Jake_923 :

Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone

theunknowntiger1 :

I once told Chuck Norris a joke, the joke told me a Chuck Norris

TheUglyOne :

The BoogeyMan checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Landon Phillips :

The Chuck Norris joke era was the fucking best! 😂

Zach Sheets :

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Kenneth Russell :

hes on vacation

CoffeeManPhil :

I once had a dream that I got into a fight with Chuck Norris, woke up the next day with a black eye.

999 :

They thought chuck was joking but he was serious

lastsupp3r :

chuck norris can dribble a bowling ball.. 😅😅 they once named a street after chuck norris..🤔 but nobody cross's chuck norris an lives..😅😅

🏒⚾️TheBigPuma80🏈🇺🇸🖤💛 :

One time chuck Norris picked up a 2 ton safe with himself inside

Stretch :

Rip the goat

Alphabet Boy(Poet/Poeta) :

lol ive seen this joke in family guy

Kyle :

Chuck Norris was the only person who could see John Cena!🤣

tincup108 :

They tried making Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn’t take shit from anyone

J. :

They laugh, but Chuck Norris is being sincere.

grim reaper :

Fun lil story.. I got suspended for two weeks at my high school cause I sent 15 pages of Chuck Norris jokes to every administrator, staff member, teacher, and student in my entire district. Totally worth it

cleidy6969 :

Darkhorse :

This is funny, but he should not be wearing the uniform