@skellyfact1: Best Motivation Speech #motivation #motivational #qoute #tiktokgrowthchallenge

meghannnn1514 :

I always say crotch goblins. Both work.

Sir Jack :

one of my subordinates said this during one of their breaks. HR got involved and she was let go.

CIA :

Fuck them kids. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Cowboy🇦🇺 :

“Honey…there’s 2 broken condoms on the couch…” “Our children have names you know…”

Sean Dirksen :

is it good or bad to rank the kids

jerrytorres7396 :

My strongest swimmers

Kassie Conrad :

my nephews were delivered via c-section and i refer to them as tumor babies cuz they werent born they were removed lol

Grumblebee :

Mine is 10. I haven’t said it to him, YET

mindless_doctor_121 :

ive got two gold and bronze 😂

Jacob Butler :

well what's the answer?

Messy Mom Jenny 🥀 :

Lmao they are def not trophies 😭😂😂😂

dennisprimed :

Technically, they are.

SheepDog2057 :

I do!!!! My fiancé has three kids with three different dads so I call them Crayola crayons, different colors, same box

Greg Stewart :

Seaman demons!

user2274422353408 :

Yeah, why not, that’s hilarious. I love my daughter very much but yeah.😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mudd Rebel :

Participation trophies 🤣🤣

CMello75 :

That was the first thought when the pause started

Chuck Davis :

💯 good lol

wayne :

How about sexually transmitted dependents

𝐶𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒♡ :

how i refer to everyones kids 🤣

Southpaw319 :

Yes

SHTTNGSKTTLS :

Yes!

Justin Moyers :

Semon demons! [Tears of joy]

Julian Walters🇬🇧 :

spawn?

dakine44 :