Necole. :
My daughter had her senior night for Danceline a couple of weeks ago. My best friend and I were standing at the fence watching the senior get introduced when one of them came up with her dad. The announcer said she was walking with her mother and father, but it was just the girl, her dad, and a box she was carrying. My best friend looks around and goes, “Wait, where’s her mom? I don’t see her mom. Did she not show up?” I said, “I think her mom’s in the box.” 😬 The collective gasp from everyone standing around us. You would’ve thought I’d just announced I was running for public office on a platform of kicking puppies. 😂 In my defense, HER MOTHER WAS IN THE BOX. And then, as if the universe hadn’t already committed to the bit, the girl comes RUNNING UP TO ME AFTERWARD, holds the box out, and asks if I wanted to FINALLY meet her mom. 😭 Listen, as a card-carrying member of the Dead Mom Club, I thought it was hilarious. Apparently, I was among the minority. 🤷🏼♀️😂
2026-11-03 18:29:51