@amity_gracie: PLEASE VOTE if you haven’t already 🫡

destany :

Doctor solve all your problems is actually more so the color of Jesus, but god forbid you tell anyone here that 🫩🫩

JackieEileen. :

If El-Sayed doesn’t win IM FLIPPING TABLES (I’m from Washington, but I’m invested, lmao)

Uncle J T ✊🏾 :

I always forget people think white Jesus IS Jesus and not just racial propaganda with homoerotic undertones

howtovomitpolitely :

In my house we call Mike Rogers ‘My Crotch Hurts’ because when a Mike Rogers ad came on my little sister thought that’s what it said

kaylea :

In Iowa, we have Nice Man Who Loves Pizza vs Guy Who Does Not Even Live In Iowa 🥲🥲🥲

mads :

This is a really good Haley Steven’s impression

Caitlyn :

So I’ve got megachurch pastor vs OBGYN, and, in a weird turn of events, it’s gonna have to be the megachurch pastor

Natalie Lynn :

I need to learn how to make a sticker.

angeliinajane :

And dirty money man isn’t even FROM Michigan meanwhile Mr Good Dr is from Rochester hills so like WHY IS EVIL MONEY MAN EVEN ON THE BALLOT?

Courtney Erickson :

I have seen soooooooo many racist posts on Facebook. It’s so sad. They think Mamdani is coming for them too. While they are in Michigan somehow.

Katie :

literally still hasn't been called, ive been waiting all night!!!

J_thorne :

My boss looked me straight in my face and said "dude's taking money from Hamas." BROTHER. BE SO FOR REAL. Thankfully we live in California and his vote means nothing but I was speechless.

Just Some Dude :

How I felt talking to most people directly after 9/11

Carolina Matamoros :

Same vibes than when the choice was between Felon and Prosecutor... from Germany so happy this time they did approve the open text test.

Solaire Mbs :

Sadly very yesway sister

Dani Cojo :

I hate that it's going to be close and I pray that Abdul pulls through. I'm just so skeptical of my state to actually do the right thing.

🌈 June James 🩵💙 :

The irony is Dr. El-Sayed actually DOES look like Jesus 😂💙

Daniel :

this is sadly accurate

𓏲࣪ ˖ Arii ⸝⸝ 🪷 :

No literally my mom was like “No please don’t put Abdul in more power… He’ll force me to be muslim.” ….. So like he literally cannot do that… Literally at all 😭

Eden :

I live in Michigan and I voted for Dr solve a bunch of your problems to me it was a no brainer but ive seen a lot of mr spineless stinky evil dirty money man signs.

MadelineCG :

Tennessee feels like “Mrs. Incompetent and Wants to Poison Everyone” vs “Mrs. Solves All the Problems and Wants to Give us Weed” and the poison everyone option is leading the race

Brianna Larson :

Vern! :

Oh boy, down here we have Most Notoriously Corrupt Politician the State Has Ever Known vs Genuinely The Most Sincerely Good Christian Man Anyone Has Ever Met

kaseyaej :

YOU’RE FROM MICHIGAN???

aimeeeli8e :

As an outsider this is how all of Americans politics have felt for like the past 5 years felt like