Me in a happy, committed relationship taking notes
2026-11-04 15:03:18
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accidentalrosebud :
Him "You fxxxing bxxch"
Me "I've been called worse."
*Him looking all puzzled*
Me "Like your girlfriend" 🙃
long before I came out 🤣🏳️🌈
2026-11-04 15:02:39
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완 예 🥳 :
That first one was a huge blow damn 🤣🤣
2026-11-04 15:14:39
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Midnight Tailor :
Girl at my job had a customer say "Don't make me mad, I'm a dangerous man" and she shot back "You don't look dangerous or like a man."
2026-11-04 15:58:34
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K_rexs 🍄 :
a man asked if I was a lesbian as if it was an insult, in a sweet voice I said "only for you"
2026-11-04 17:57:54
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Mitchell :
A guy asked me how tall I was, I said 5'9.
Him: For you, heels should be illegal.
Me: They should be mandatory for you.
He was 5'8 [Tears of joy]
2026-11-04 20:07:58
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Jamie Carter :
A older man told me I would looks more beautiful without my nose ring and I told him “well you aren’t the target audience”
2026-11-04 16:56:48
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Tkay✨ :
let me get to work ladies
2026-11-04 15:26:14
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TJ_2022 :
he spelled Sydney like 'sydnee' -, which started up a whole cauldron cackle of me, my mum and my sister. then later, when he was giving me back Sass, I misheard genuinely thought he said wh*re, he didnt he said 'hole' and to prove it, he spelled it out. no thought, no warning, I fired back with 'oh, so you can spell'
2026-11-04 21:10:50
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beanhausen 🦷 :
that first one, god DAMN 😭
2026-11-04 15:06:17
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elena ☆⁵ :
the ron swanson mention😭
2026-11-04 18:47:09
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izumi :
am I in a relationship : No
Do I intend to get into one : also no
Am I taking notes : absolutely
2026-11-04 17:19:19
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Laura Malay785 :
once a guy told me he was having a feeling, I said it's probably gas, it will pass
2026-11-04 17:50:33
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James John :
just a friendly reminder to read The Audacity to Upgrade by Stella Vane
2026-11-04 18:34:47
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MamobeDineo🇿🇦 :
Him: "You act like a man"
Me: "Well one of us has to"
2026-11-04 20:02:54
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Minathi :
where we these all my life😭
2026-11-04 16:52:55
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michellexoxoxo9 :
a guy said to me " where have you been all my life" my answer was hiding from you
2026-11-04 19:43:07
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❤️🔥🤑Chelsey🤑❤️🔥 :
One time my ex was blowing my phone up and was getting mad I wasn’t responding to his texts so I just hit him with “calm down push pop”
2026-11-04 15:40:43
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AYAT🇸🇦 :
My ex said”I’m getting married “ I said “so sorry..for her”
2026-11-04 17:01:17
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💜BigMingeEnergy🇨🇦💜 :
he said “do you have a man around here I can deal with”. I said: “does your wife?”
2026-11-04 16:21:45
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JaneLikesYellow :
A guy once asked me what my sign was. I answered, “No Trespassing.” 😈
2026-11-04 17:39:08
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Jade :
Handed him a coat hanger n said “here, tell your mom it’s not too late!”
2026-11-04 15:59:53
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Squirrelkat1248🇺🇸🇲🇽🇳🇴 :
My man tried out some weaponized incompetence early in our relationship while trying to give our cat a pill, when I commented on his “struggle” he said he was trying his best, so I told him “I don’t need you to do YOUR best, I need you to do MY best” he said I was acting like a real bitch so I said, “well, anything worth doing is worth doing right” he never tried to act helpless again.
2026-11-04 15:33:14
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littlecreamsoda :
my daughter's father said to me "you leave our daughter alone 90% of the time" which wasnt true. so I told him "how would you know? when she doesn't even talk to you 90% of the time" he stopped responding lmao
2026-11-04 15:28:33
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😛🌷Jules🌷😛 :
he said i feel something for you but somethings missing and i said your commitment?
2026-11-04 17:03:02
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