@reddit927416: At My Brother's Wedding, I Was Told To 'StandNear The Wall' So I Wouldn't Ruin The FamilyPhotos. My Seat? Taken By His Fiancee'sCousin's Plus-One. I Walked Up To The GiftTable, Took Back My Envelope, And Said,'Don't Worry - I'll Stay Out Of The FrameForever.' He Came Running As I Walked