@hypotheticalhq_: What if your homeboy finally took a shower? 🚿 The whole city came back to life… for 5 days 💀 Tag the homeboy who needs to see this 👇 #whatif #funny #fyp #simulation #bro

🇺🇸No🇺🇸 :

Haven’t showered since 2015 no way am I breaking my streak

Miku’s Hair Follicle ☀️🌙⭐️💫 :

then the sea pulls back

Robert :

i just use cologne you don't actually need to shower

:) :

One of you isn’t joking

$~•𝑨𝒈𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒂•~$ :

thats if

Lucas :

Shareslop

yoshikage kira🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ :

this would make him planet level

d3rlord3 :

Brown? Nah ts TAR. BLACK.

𝓨𝓮𝓿𝓪 :

haven’t showered since 2020 bro I’m not losing my streak

𝘈♕ :

Type of answers is this😭

nunez_340 :

“then the sea pulls back”

🧁🫧 :

i havent showered since 1763 im nto breaking my streak

sk :

why is everyone watching him take a shower 😭✌️

𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘢 :

Why would they not take a shower?

- WeatherBoy🫡😼 ིᖭ༏ᖫྀ :

are you sure this isn't the lorax

⎊ 𝔑𝔢𝔵𝔲𝔰 ⎊ :

Why would I waste time on a shower when I could find the pirate token

NOWƎꓷXꓕOꓤꓤⱯꓛ :

keyword "if"

jasonvoorhees2.0 :

I havent showered since the medival times

APerson :

sorry guys not today I’m not feelin like it

️ :

shareslop

👀🐻‍❄️Kurr burr🐻‍❄️👀 :

What about the runoff of the water that he used to shower

Abstractumm :

🦓 . :

Key word “what if”

daveyjon3s :