So… COBOL? Or go back to the roots & use Assembler?
2026-11-04 20:22:58
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Jacob Abbott :
No one ever picks Java :/
2026-11-04 20:36:11
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Jack :
Whats wrong with Python? Yes, its slow, but. It always works
2026-11-04 19:11:51
4
TheWhiskeyWizard :
ArnoldC
2026-11-04 20:29:21
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Jack :
C# forever.
2026-11-04 20:39:36
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Tree Luvva :
It’s rust yo
2026-11-04 19:25:54
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Elizabeth :
This is pedantic but also if you want safe programming languages try programming languages instead of scripting languages. C, c++, rust, asm, ada, Fortran, cobol- they don’t tend to have language level vunerabilities.
2026-11-04 20:04:24
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SumGuy :
english is so non-deterministic—that sounds horrifying
2026-11-04 19:28:56
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bodmin_moor_boy :
straight line coded assembly...
2026-11-04 20:22:19
0
Datkros :
Love the collab!
2026-11-04 20:36:42
0
Aaron 🍉 :
Rust. Always rust
2026-11-04 20:20:56
0
Chirone :
What about the Emoji programming language? Everyone always forgets that one 😂
2026-11-04 19:00:48
4
Rick Long :
Latin
2026-11-04 19:35:11
3
Woooof :
this is Claude’s job to figure out
2026-11-04 18:34:20
0
Bobby the Archer :
GoLang
2026-11-04 20:22:09
0
alhx :
Swift though ✨🦄
2026-11-04 18:32:58
1
tja :
Erlang if you consider crashing on errors safe but probably Haskell imo
2026-11-04 20:40:31
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Briggie108 :
Swift
2026-11-04 19:24:35
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user2462690652925 :
I suggest programming in natural language
2026-11-04 19:53:22
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Riggz :
Verilog
2026-11-04 19:52:12
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birds&such :
lolcode
2026-11-04 20:06:03
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Asenapine1 :
RPG is such a goated language... as long as you have IBM systems...
2026-11-04 19:28:52
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Courtney Stephenson :
C#
2026-11-04 20:17:18
0
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