@suzyqz.official: Love at first sight🍷#husbandwifecomedy #husbandwife #christmasparty #holidays #onthisday

Alexis Summers :

I was in the hospital and didn't know even my name. he came to see me and I asked the nurse about the hot dude who came to see me

ᛑᛗᛛ•Saint Freya•ᛑᛗᛛ :

Me thriving cuz my man won't, and I mean WON'T, raise his voice with me cuz im spoiled as fuck

whiskersandhexes :

Me looking at my husband thinking I’m gonna marry this sassy man 😛

Kilee🏔️💫 :

we both drinkin too much and forgot how to spell uber

minding ya business :

lmaoooo currently meeeeeee

Janet Medrano :

Your husband (probably): If you can't beat em join em [Tears of joy]

Jckaz91 :

I was dating this chick for a couple months, and we went to hang out with her family for Christmas, and she just kept drinking and drinking and drinking. I took one of her drinks and shugged it down to try to help her stop..... she broke up with me for that. lol. We walked outside and she told me how dare you drink my drink! I'm done with you. Don't ever talk to me again! She didn't like the fact that I turned around and cheered and said, oh good, you're the one that said it

Uppieswife💋 :

Me and my man

Amber Lock 🔒 :

My husband doesn’t yell at me for drinking too much, he knows he has to babysit me when I’m drinking and he’s perfectly fine with that 😂

Sis_86 :

Hahaha yessss

IT DEPARTMENT :

Me calling the uber cause it’s time to go home

Gibby :

My man has literally had to pick me up from our front yard because I got so drunk 🤣

Cover_of_Ebony🖤🇺🇲🔱 :

me telling the strange man to stop touching me even though hes holding me upn😂😂

Michala Brooks :

I don’t get yelled at but he does have the authority to cut me off when I get to be too wild 😂😂

Tatiana Nicole :

Mine was just was lit as me 😂😂

Kayla Bordeaux :

Tony Gee :

My Billie Jean 🔥🥰I’m where I want to be

Kah.Neya :

Lol i love this

Araceli :

Damn

Elaine :

Sincerely, Shannon :

Miss Andry :

He yells at you?

𝔹𝕚𝕘_𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪_ :

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ItzLexiKay :

*too