they better be giving Steve an amazing life after all of the
2026-11-05 10:39:37
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🤘 Rudy :
Someone check in on Steve 😭🙏
2026-11-05 02:52:12
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Peanut Gallery :
"You and me and me and you and us... and your friend Steve!"
2026-11-05 11:11:26
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Rory :
So basically they set the bar incredibly low for a few generations to save a species. Nice.
2026-11-06 11:33:56
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LookAtMyHamster :
poor little guy
2026-11-05 18:55:29
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batwomanpanic :
I was like "theyre gonna have to breed a whole bunch of steves" but they can't 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
2026-11-06 12:12:18
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Rory VanEpps :
I guessed that they found a less desirable male but nothing could have prepared me for how scrunkly he was
2026-11-05 17:02:45
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sleeplesssnorlax :
Steve might not feel like one, but he's a hero to his species
2026-11-06 09:35:27
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Shaggz :
Poor Steve lol
2026-11-05 01:51:03
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User deleted :
I had to look it up; my god, this is LITERALLY the conservation plan IM CRYING
2026-11-06 01:12:39
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Gallinace :
How my algorithm is trying to convince me to date :
2026-11-06 20:43:27
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johnpocalypse :
Steve out here like: "I keep getting older but the ladies stay the same age. Alright alright alright."
2026-11-06 02:05:56
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Katie 🇨🇺 :
HES SO CUTE LMFAO
2026-11-06 20:35:24
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🦄 Unicorn 🍬 :
So Steve was the starter husband?
2026-11-06 22:29:46
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Aria B :
naaaaw. Poor Steve.
2026-11-06 20:35:31
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K :
I also had a starter husband. 😂
2026-11-05 08:05:39
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Goosebucket :
For anyone who has played BG3, all I can hear is Minthara in my head going “you have the aura of a first male dibbler about you”
2026-11-06 09:17:42
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Pablo Cruz :
Steve is the ultimate wingman! I aspire to be like Steve some day
2026-11-05 23:01:48
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lurknl :
all hail steve, the savior of his species 🫡😭😭😭
2026-11-06 13:24:52
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Reece Curthoys :
Steve might be a little confused but im sure he's having a great time
2026-11-05 15:37:38
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LondonBAlchemy :
Poor Steve is literally always put in the friend zone.
2026-11-05 05:29:53
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Alex B :
This is so cool! They evolved to find the optimal solution to the Secretary Problem (that’s the name of the Wikipedia page). Assuming you have N years to date people, you should date freely for N/e years, then marry the first person who exceeds the quality of all those you already met. This maximizes the expected quality of your choice given that the quality of people you date is random.
2026-11-05 16:38:21
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