@southern.punk.3.0: Coming to a People's Porch near you... The political comedy nobody saw coming, the family drama nobody could make up, and the Senate subscription with one HELL of an expiration date! From the creators of Skip the Line: The Musical, comes the sequel that practically wrote itself! "Darline Graham, Your Free Trial of the U.S. Senate Has Expired!" Starring Darline Graham as the woman whose political fast pass just got DECLINED! Featuring Donald Trump as the man handing out endorsements like expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupons! And introducing the good people of South Carolina as... THE PLOT TWIST! One woman. One Senate seat. One famous last name. And one VERY inconvenient little thing called an ELECTION! But wait, y'all! THERE'S MORE! For a limited time, we're throwing in the Southern Punk Project's original production of Skip the Line: The Musical! That's right! The musical we created MONTHS AGO when I first started raising hell about Darline's appointment! The songs! The drama! The political family connections! And a velvet rope that apparently leads straight to the BACK OF THE DAMN LINE! And because every ridiculous political production deserves bonus features, head over to Substack for the exclusive behind-the-scenes write-up about how this whole musical came together! Find out what inspired it, why I made it, and why I decided to bring it back just in time for the election! It's the complete Southern Punk Project collector's edition! Three productions! One political family! And absolutely NO REFUNDS! Rated P for political bullsh*t, excessive Southern sarcasm, and a shocking lack of congressional frequent-flyer miles! No purchase necessary! No subscription required to laugh! And absolutely NO DAMN NEPO BABY DISCOUNTS! So grab your popcorn, watch the roast, catch Skip the Line: The Musical, and read the behind-the-scenes story over on Substack! And if any of this made you laugh, SHARE THE HELL OUT OF IT! Subscribe, stick around, and come join us on the People's Porch! And if you enjoy what I'm building here and want to help keep the porch light burning, you can show a little love over on BMAC! This IS the People's Porch, and the People have spoken! southernpunk.substack.com | buymeacoffee.com/southernpunk

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