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ace :

as a retired trypanophobic child.... i sincerely apologize🧍‍♂️

Isobel :

I do not get paid enough as a phlebotomist to take blood from children 😭 it’s the worst

Blindfolded Sight :

That was me

Allison Fenwick :

there is always a random foot. kicked hard. biting is not off the table

roseyposey :

I had 5 nurses hold me down when I was 2 for a basic vaccine but I wasn’t struggling nor putting up a fight (according to my mum) … I haven’t taken a needle without anxiety and tears since

B :

Dissociate and pray 🙂‍↕️

bored/malicious :

heh. I was a big kid, like tall. I needed stitches in my eyebrow after a fall. they needed 4 people to hold me down to give the local anesthesia.

Sinny :

i can try… (thank you for your service)

John Locke :

adammacd581 :

I was at the doctors once, no joke I watched a kid that STOLE the fckin needle from the nurse ran out of the office with it, and fcking stabbed another patient with it! Craziest sht I’ve ever seen😂

Cloud :

I do not want to be on a nurses bad side😩 hell hath no fury and no flying tiddly fucks given like a nurse scorned

halovocatxw :

That doesn't sound so bad I could beat up a kid no problem

jeffacake :

[Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved]