@back.porch.confessions: Mercury, Get Out of the Microwave! 🪐🤣 Honey, I don’t know what Mercury is doing in that Gatorade, but I need somebody to come get their planet. 😂 My emotions are all over the place, my patience has left the building, and I’m about one inconvenience away from having a full conversation with my coffee maker. ☕️🤦🏼♀️ Who else is blaming the microwave this week? 👇🏻😂 #mercuryretrograde #retrograde #astrology #BackPorchConfessions