@saerijane: Get your shit together and restock your fridge

PopRockzandSoda :

Girl so many things in your house be fighting you

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you're so funny and creative....pls don't get married 😭😂

Yael 🇮🇱 :

I got a gf but damn

His neighbors house :

Sooo… not that I’ve noticed any patterns or anything but have you by chance been having a series of issues in the kitchen recently?

Christina McInerney :

milk always threatening someone i swear

Cee Jay :

your fridge is basically a Jerry Springer cast

TJ :

Me eating my dry cereal:

alexaa :

But the amount of times this happened to me is embarrassing😭

Jayden🫧🍀 :

Then i start to wonder where it all went😭 wrong

maryaaam :

then it gets on your clothes so now you lowk smell like milk

Quack :

u gotta let a priest bless the house why are u full of violent beverages food and vegetables...

menacingly.red :

I love your humor so so much

aloegovna :

i’ve banged things so many times because i was expecting them to be heavier than they were 😭

ଘ( ˊωˋ )ଓ :

Im too.. early…

GermanMapleLeaf :

Time to reorder

Ni99anized_Dandy :

Lmaoooooooooo

sickid :

Lmfaoooo dude you’re actually insanely creative

battikoda :

lmaooo these just keep getting better

Giovanna :

Trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty lol

JW :

what is wrong with yr mind 😭😭😭😭 I luv everything abt itttttttttt

waterbreakclub :

Please ur actually the funniest person on this earth

CHANA :

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I want to be your friend so badly 😭

Kang YeoSang :

first ????

Purple City ☂️ :