Can you convert that to mayonnaise please? My pockets are already full.
2026-11-06 01:49:48
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Panda 🆘 🎑 :
those are certainly all words
2026-11-05 03:05:41
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Chase Baker :
I don't understand what you are saying but I do know the words you are using
2026-11-07 03:58:59
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Mel :
the part they don't tell you is that the canoe paddle used to measure was made out of oak.
2026-11-05 16:55:39
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Lackadaisical Lion :
a whispered fart is 7.37 feet diagonally
2026-11-05 10:26:20
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davebelieves :
they never let them keep the hat anymore. this used to be a proper country.
2026-11-06 21:54:00
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Turtle :
I’ll be right back. Gotta walk my goldfish
2026-11-07 05:12:37
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ThisFNGuy :
the number of things confirmed behind bowling allies is uncanny.
2026-11-06 01:45:38
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⋆✴︎⋆Joli⋆✴︎˚ :
And that’s why I’ll never use the metric system.
2026-11-07 04:49:58
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FoxySpartan :
maybe the parade was the paddles we made along the way 🕊
2026-11-06 00:28:55
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Mustache Mice :
Bernard is Kevin's brother...
2026-11-07 01:08:48
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CoryMan :
Hahaha Floyd! This is the type of mental push ups that I enjoy!
2026-11-06 19:19:18
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Richard Yount799 :
I remember that. Good times.
2026-11-05 03:23:02
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Red McCoy :
I like hats.
2026-11-07 05:28:16
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trust_the_patterns :
Stooooop!!! 😂😂😂 this is everything to me! You remind me of my best friend Jesse who passed away in feb 2025 He used to say the most absurd shit with a straight face to complete strangers…. Oh my heart needed this to come across my fyp so bad ! Thank you ❤️
2026-11-06 13:13:53
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✨Kendra Wendra✨ :
This is what the person in my dream sounds like after I ask them what the date and time is 😂
2026-11-07 00:52:56
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whiterosecraftsmanco :
This is my humor
2026-11-06 00:15:13
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John :
We need this kind of humor. Thank you.
2026-11-06 01:14:51
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Maeza :
no, it's 11 ft long. only 2 inches wide. he was holding the paddle wrong. that's why the canoe tipped. they let him keep the hat because it was wet.
2026-11-05 05:22:35
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Boston Word Nerd :
yes, but you can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
2026-11-05 22:51:11
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floyd :
The hat was county property.
2026-11-05 02:50:33
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Sam :
Bowling alley remained open for six years if I recall correctly. Bernard has been sober off and on since ‘74. Winter of ‘82 wasn’t good for any of us, including him.
2026-11-05 04:36:14
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Willy_Nililly :
I missed this Tom Waits slam poetry session
2026-11-05 04:14:27
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Tess :
But my thoughts are with the bologna smell and the taste of Wednesday day makes me feel like I need a nap
2026-11-06 08:10:41
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NaNate :
Is that the onion you tied to your belt, which was the fashion at the time?
2026-11-07 02:34:59
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