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yooo i couldn’t hear the audio until I realized my phone was connected to my one of a kind, ultra rare 1955 Mercedes Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupé ($142 MILLION), parked on the opposite side of my 900,000 acre private estate. Had to interrupt my morning routine of training in my private Olympic sized gym, swimming in my 500 foot indoor infinity pool, and reviewing my multibillion dollar investment portfolio just to make the journey across my 12 mile driveway. My 982,000 sq. ft. palace has 126 bedrooms, 34 floors, 19 elevators, its own private shopping mall, a 300 seat movie theater, a full sized indoor football stadium, a private ski slope, 11 restaurants, 7 helipads, and an entire private airport. My personal garage is bigger than most people’s neighborhoods, and I have 82 maids with paw socks on whose sole responsibility is making sure my 93 luxury cars are ready before I even think about leaving. Silly 6’6 humble, handsome, majestic, and pulchritudinous billionaire me. 😭😅
2026-11-05 17:39:17