@palestine.forever327: @Bunny🐰 guest. Title: The Uninvited Roommate Characters: ALEX: A regular person just trying to have a peaceful week. THE FLU: Dressed in oversized winter layers, looking chaotic, sweating, and carrying way too much baggage. [SCENE START] (Int. ALEX’S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - DAY) ALEX is sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket, sipping tea. The apartment is quiet. Suddenly, the front door flies open with a dramatic bang. INTRUDER STEPS IN. It’s THE FLU. He’s wearing a puffy winter coat indoors, a beanie pulled down tight, aviator sunglasses, and carrying a boombox playing white noise at top volume. THE FLU (Voice raspy, booming) SURPRISE, BABY! Did you miss me? Because I missed you! ALEX (Groaning, sinking into the cushions) No. No, no, no. Go away. Get out. I locked the deadbolt. How did you even get in? THE FLU (Strolling right past Alex, kicking off muddy boots onto the clean rug) Windows are for losers, Alex. I seeped right through the weather stripping. Man, it smells great in here. Time to unpack! (The Flu drops a massive, overflowing duffel bag right onto Alex’s toes.) ALEX Ow! My foot! And why are you wearing a winter coat? It’s seventy-five degrees in here! THE FLU (Shedding the coat to reveal a sweater drenched in sweat, coughing loudly into the open air) Chills, baby! Then sweats! Then chills again! It's a whole aesthetic. Now, move over, I’m taking the middle of the couch. ALEX You can't just move in! I have work tomorrow! I have a presentation! I have a life! THE FLU (Laying down horizontally, completely taking over the couch and kicking Alex’s legs off) Had. Past tense. Your schedule has officially been canceled by yours truly. Starting right now, your only job is staring at the ceiling and questioning every life choice that led you to this exact moment. ALEX (Squeaking) My throat feels like someone shoved a cheese grater down it. Why are you doing this? What did I do to you? THE FLU (Laughing maniacally, turning up the white noise) #aicast

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