@ginotheghost: do not flirt with this man’s wife

Bridgette Owens :

Guarantee he has ZERO contacts in the “intelligence agency” lmao

Chasey V :

Alpha male fan fiction

DJ Barnett :

My god that’s Jason Bourne

Eric Williams :

Consider my timbers shivered

Xxjo_o :

The divorce came out of nowhere

user7211822748825 :

We need a podcast tax for the bro class.

nunya :

I think the least believable part of this is that guy having a wife.

AJ Meyers :

10 intelligence agency contacts before youre 30?

SaraModelo619 :

thats crazy I already flirted with her this morning help me hide

Lito :

The facial recognition part had me rolling

Mr. Little Puss :

His wife gets hit on. Literally everything else is fiction.

Jared :

This dude also wakes up at 3am and speed reads a couple books.

mike :

man, he's so cool and badass, and I'm just sitting here like a loser!

🫶 :

“My contacts in the intelligence agency”

Wesley Cargill :

Real life Dwight Schrute

نُور :

Alex I will take $100 for nothing that never happened please

Jandypants :

The fantasies these men concoct in their heads. This should be studied, for real. 🤦🏻‍♂️

MJ :

Monk2099 :

I’m so scared right now guys

Mike H :

Why do they all think they are in COD come to life, or Jason Bourne

StacocatS :

Honestly where do these guys come from? Are they all ai now? These convos cannot be happening irl…

Magnus :

when i use my contacts in the intelligence servide to job my love

Adam :

I would laugh if the bartender is right behind the dude watching the camera footage, and point out how she slipped the ring off.😂😂😂

BigBusterSword :

I body em…. I body em. 😂

Dave-O :

$100? That’s like $20 lol