𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑿 | 𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑺 :
let me say it all i cooked lunch for my whole school out of gym sneakers and the principal asked for thirds, then he grabbed the cafeteria microphone. Great news kids. This boy is our new cook forever. 300 kids booed and chalked us puffed out of their mouths. My best friend Ozzy slammed his empty bowl on the counter. Dude Your one job was to make it gross yesterday. I spat out my school lunch and yelled. It tastes like chalk. So this morning, the principal handed me the lunch. Ladies ladle, then he stuck a sign on the pot. One spit. Equals Pizza. He tapped it one spit by the last bell and you're fired, so I cook actual chalk, Ozzy shoved another spoonful in his mouth just to spit it out, his cheeks puffed up, then he swallowed and licked the spoon bro, it tastes like birthday cake, you see anything. I cook tastes amazing last summer. I boiled a rock and Grandma asked for the recipe. Then a chewed up cookie flew out of the kindergarten door it splatted, right on my shoe, I peeked in and little kids were spitting out every Even candy, so I boiled broccoli and mop water. I ran the pot straight to the smallest kit. I gave him one spoonful, he chewed, he blew a big green bubble, then he suck it right back in and the whole class, grabbed my legs, I waddled back to the kitchen with kids stuck to me like socks and in the kitchen a TV crew was sniffing my pot Sheff Gustavo the meanest chef on TV, pulled out a spit bucket on his show, he spat out a 1000 dinners in a row Ozzie, pushed me toward it. I yanked the shoelaces off the kids on my legs, I made him spaghetti out of them with Paint for sauce. Sheff Gustavo took one bite, he leaned over the bucket to spit. Then he started crying, I have waited my whole life for this taste. He snapped his fingers and the camera went live. My face popped up on every TV in the country, Ozzy poked me with his phone. Wait, you're a kid too. So I grabbed a forkful of shoelace spaghetti, I put it in my mouth ready to spit. It tasted like That's Pizza in the world.I doubled a whole pot on Live TV behind me.The principal sold my name onto a tiny check hat and kissed it.So I dumped beans in the pot to burn them.I turned every stove up to
2026-11-08 09:46:32