@reddit.vaultstories: what's the funniest thing your toddler has said at the worst possible moment. Full Story #RedditStories #Storytime #Reddit #Redditreadings

Rose :

bro annoyed me. "can we eat the baby?" WHAT THE HECK US WRONG WITH HIM?!?!

pov a desert sandbox storm :

A potato with arms

🪽 :

is he doing laundary got me

PyreEmo :

If he was my kid, I couldn't even be mad[Laugh approved]

☆•amiena•☆ :

"can we eat babies?" IM CRINE

Geats MkIX :

That kid has no filter!!!

yohan_lowkey :

ik ts is ai but THIS MAKING ME LAUGH SUPER HARD

Empress :

If my own kid said all of this, I would be laughing already despite being pregnant

AngelDawn0302 :

My daughter asked the doctor if, when the baby came out, would it speak English or Spanish.

MickS :

Dr Wick had the best day of his career that day

this is lair :

love this kid

owethutshaka913 :

i was laughing the whole time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

V1ct0r88 :

YES JAKE YOU ARE MY TWIN

Not_p3 :

Jake is a meanie

49ersGirl :

Go Jake😂

ROCKSTAR :

ᘔคςђคгฯఌᜊ (comms open!☜(⌒▽⌒)☞) :

1969 mustang GT500 :

MABONESH 🫀 :

"can we eat the baby" 😂

Nick :

Had no sound didn’t even realize it was a Reddit story I was just looking at the food

zorolost :

it's like a potato with arms I couldn't hold it in😂😂😂

SPIDER-BLUD :

yahia :

naa

yahia :

lol 😂😂

TIMMY :