@my.schnauzer.life: Not from danger. Not from responsibilities. Not from my problems. I run because one of my schnauzers has something in his mouth and I need to identify whether it's: 1. A treat. 2. Something he stole. 3. Something dead. 4. Something that will cost me a vet visit. 🤦♀️😂 Three schnauzers means I'm basically training for the damn Olympics. 🐾 Schnauzer parents, you KNOW the drill! Drop your most ridiculous "WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH?!" moment below. 🤣 #MiniSchnauzer #SchnauzerLife #DogMomLife #dogsoftiktok #funnydogs