Ghost :
My dear Marshy, genetics 🧬 works in mysterious ways. 😼🎩
However, should you require a DNA test to determine whether you were adopted, my attorney, Reginald J. Purrington III, Esquire, of Purrington, Clawford & Whiskers, would be delighted to represent you.
We specialize in disputed parentage, suspicious adoptions, and inheritance claims involving wealthy humans. ⚖️🐾💰
And darling, if you’re adopted, we shall sue for emotional distress. If you’re the biological heir, we shall demand a trust fund! 😹💎
2026-11-06 17:18:06