@jarlhedlund: Corporate poetry

˖ ݁✦ 𝓝𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓻 🫎🫀🍷 :

He genuinely just said nothing. This is just a really long way to say "don’t do things that are inefficient and bad for your business, instead, do things that are good and efficient and modern with your business." Genuinely zero substance😭

Ktikkytok :

Keywords final boss

Ash :

Bro speaking LinkedIn

Ethan_DZ :

How did this way of speaking actually happen

Em_Ab :

Words with no meaning. Just to make a noise.

Dane Joe :

corporate talk is such BS, and I work in corporate 💀

Jordan Gosden :

Said a whole lot of nothing

EmotionalEuro :

preserve optionality

Joey :

I’ve never heard an elevator pitch actually be given in an elevator.

biancabettss :

I genuinely hate corporate

Ayyxact :

"saying all his favorite words" ahh

WaynersWorld :

LinkedIn final boss

BradPitt🐈💫🧑‍🚀 :

What a meaningless word salad 😭

Infomaniac Housewife :

the art of speaking without saying anything

Ellie R-B :

A true word salad.

kayjo :

gonna starting betting the farm on things that might work

Craig_UTR :

Should have asked him to elaborate

nicole :

“Desecrating your metrics”

Aleх :

And he makes 200k a year for speaking like that, ultimately

Eva Matta :

Fundamentally differently

Open your door :

just noise polution

jamesdavidfox :

This is just as anti social as loud music imo

g30rge29 :

He said all but anything at all

Anton :

Selma :

How it sounds