Ally Putnam
Region: US
Friday 06 November 2026 19:10:35 GMT
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sylvia_aj :
it's always either broken, spicy or sleeping
2026-11-06 22:18:34
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Paola.gto :
I just lie to my toddler all day. I feel like a man
2026-11-06 23:47:52
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hweaver3 :
And the signs at the front of the store say “if you throw a fit, you will get kicked out of the store”. We “read” the sign every time we go into the store. It’s been working strong for 4 years
2026-11-06 19:27:24
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Casey :
Starbucks no longer sells cake pops sadly 😂
2026-11-07 00:33:41
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Savannah H :
“That cart is spicy we don’t want that one” -literally me
2026-11-06 20:23:21
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🃏♠️KenzieGrace♠️🃏 :
The park is constantly closed for cleaning. We also have a “fart park”where if ur bad in public you have to go there and they make you fart and you have to smell all the stinky air.
2026-11-06 19:40:10
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🧿 :
Told my toddler she couldn’t have a stuffed animal from the store bc they live there and we can’t take them away from their homes 😭
2026-11-06 21:16:49
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DocDubstep :
That one’s broken, is quite possibly the best parenting response
2026-11-06 20:02:12
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mozartmakesbabiessmarter :
“Don’t pull the ceiling fan cord cause the fan will fall on u”
2026-11-06 22:07:55
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rawraw6666 :
I used to tell my toddler son that all his shirts said “Batman” on them so he’d wear them. Nike = Batman. Adidas = Batman. Etc.
2026-11-06 22:15:06
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Abbie Lively :
My favorite line is “it’s dead”
2026-11-08 17:40:12
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K A N O :
U have to lie sometimes it's the only way !😭
2026-11-08 18:13:21
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caitlinmowall :
It’s all about marketing.
2026-11-08 21:17:06
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lyssnicole :
I be lying all day long cause they will never know
2026-11-06 20:12:45
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Mary Hinckley :
This is so me
2026-11-08 12:11:16
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user5860306582581 :
My mom used to tell me the candy by the register was display only. My 38 year old ass still doesn’t buy anything from there 😂
2026-11-08 22:38:24
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Annie Bananie :
Every single little cart is ALWAYS broken at our Trader Joe’s! It’s so crazy… even if other kids are pushing them around. They’re broken!!! Also our TV only works for 30 minutes and only if someone goes on the potty?? Wild.
2026-11-06 23:30:59
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Erin 🇨🇦 :
I remember telling my toddler that the playground was “spicy” once 😩😆
2026-11-07 18:45:02
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Jillian Halwas :
Baby and there’s no other way about it. I would and will do the same thing
2026-11-06 19:18:19
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emily 📚📓✍️👼🏽 :
“Outside is closed right now”
2026-11-07 02:35:42
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mama cat :
I just say ✨no✨
2026-11-06 21:21:59
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Luna Rose :
“Hear those sirens. They’re gonna come for you if you don’t quit” “they’re gonna chop your fingers off if you don’t quit touching things”
2026-11-06 23:20:24
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Lo Reid :
My life approach has changed dramatically now that my 5 yo can actually read things 🤣🤣
2026-11-07 13:30:40
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82735j352928i :
“Oh, XYZ is sleeping 😔” I mourn the day she figures that one out and I can’t use it anymore
2026-11-06 21:07:15
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Sherly :
You’re nicer I say “aww well I want this one”
2026-11-06 20:59:31
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