@thelawwhatley: This is my life now #fypシ

Derek👨🏼‍🦽 :

as a paralyzed man... there's not enough parking the way it is.

Logan Montana🎣🦌✝️ :

When does my septum piercing appear

tsimpson :

Sucks we all have to dye our hair green now

Desert Blaze :

I told my parents to identify as deceased so I can collect their life insurance money 🤣

JamesP_187 :

The asparagus part took me out

jakerbaker119 :

I'm opening a Learing Center!!!

J.L McCrea :

An asparagus? So you fucking hate peas?

🌳 becca 🍃 :

Well hell. I’m a Dodge Ram now too like my baby

remi :

Texas turned gay

emily kate :

and we accept you king

Anette Phom :

Don’t forget to add the fact that you’re also severally depressed & anxious so you can’t work & have to be on disability

Britt Ree :

wait no! a aspargus??? THAT RACIST! 😂😂

DJG :

I’m wondering when my free health insurance is going to start

Scarlet❣️ :

why not!!! they do that in Ca! join the club😭😭😭

Gucciberry :

Nailed it

LDO :

Amen Bro

Gary Smith just me :

I live in Idaho

kbird454 :

Go For It

Kazzi :

Asi Buthelezi :

Hi Dodge how you doin😅

Out :

If the shoe fits

Desi :

Good plan

Faithopelove89✝️ :

Can I identify as any vegetable? Can I identify as fried okra? Does my hair have to match the vegetables color?

🌀🚁FlyingFred🚁🌀 :

I am going to claim my helicopter as a emotional support vehicle,when do I get all the free stuff 😂

Todd :

That was effing awesome