@jeremykonop: #parentsbelike #millenials

MLW :

I homeschool, and these still apply.

🦄🧁🤍💐✨🫶🏻 :

actually i need a pair of giant scissors because they remodeled the playground and they’re reopening it today and you’re actually cutting the ribbon and giving a speech

brianna :

11- “mom I need a pepper spray for school tomorrow.” Me-“ I beg your actual pardon?” 11-“yeah I need it” me- “I assure you, you do not.” 11-“but what if someone makes me mad?” Me- “Well I can’t tell you what you won’t be doing.” 😳😅

thevalenzanofamily :

they're gone... you ate them? 😂😂😂😂

Natalie :

“I don’t know why you’re freaking out about the gravy, 5 gallons isn’t even that much.”

Juliana :

And “tomorrow” is always the busiest work day of my life

StephParadiso :

I actually do have a fog machine… 😂

Nicolle :

I need a reptile

Janée :

My son buying 12 apple pies at McDonalds for his friends then texting me that he needs money 😂

a.anne :

Muenster cheese 😭

Phaeriedee :

Literally puking, my child at the bathroom door half hour ago: “mum I broke my black sneakers at the colour funrun, I need black shoes for a choir concert tomorrow. You need to help with the singing workshop-tomorrow. I also need black leather covered shoes for January maybe find those tomorrow morning”

⚡️ ꩜ Bolty :

the crazy thing my fridge always has muenster that’s my fav cheese

😙✨ :

these videos kill me

kellmac84 :

My sons friend told his Mom that my family must be rich because my son kept buying everybody snacks on his lunch account—when I questioned my son and he said “ I being so kind right Mom??” 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

𐔌 . ⋮ Zero .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ :

this made me laugh so much reminds me of what my little sister told my mom what she needed the morning of (it happened this morning...her bus was around the corner)

Corey Grey :

Mom!? Why are sleeping?! You know I need something!

www.lesliec :

I need gravy . OMG OMG I can’t barely do this . We have Triscuits . This is all genius ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Dani Jo :

I have 2 from personal experience- one was an Antarctica diorama by tomorrow and another was dirt and worms for the whole class lmao thanks child

Lin.jones💙🌴☮️🎶 :

Grandfather clock 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂😂😂💀

Julia :

These are always hilarious. Because I used to do this to my mom allllllll the time.

Stevie_ :

Mine handed me a form today… “hey mom I know you filled this out the first day of school, but I lost it and now I’m negative like $50 on my lunch account.” ….. it’s November. You lost it in AUGUST. I’m tired.

karlie9999 :

Fresh basil!!! Finally one I could do!

🐒tella :

Mary - Life in Chaos :

Not the ‘reptile’!!!!

Girlduke :

Mom