@heymattyryan: Never hit my mom though, so I guess it worked #standupcomedy #comedian #parenting #childhoodtrauma

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professorghoul
professormulcahy :
When I was a kid, my dad told me that if I didn't brush my teeth, a giant skeleton would crawl out of Lake Erie and come steal my bones.
2026-11-07 20:40:25
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______wildish
𓁼 ⌖ 𓁼 :
Damn that was some Parenting by Poe
2026-11-07 23:07:07
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mcbroomifer
mcbroomifer :
I've got two boys, I'm taking notes.
2026-11-08 03:20:49
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borrowedbrandon
Brandon :
I’m gonna what my what off?
2026-11-07 17:23:18
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nickcaton3
NCB III :
“Sh*t your d*icks off” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
2026-11-08 01:14:31
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katieoo7
🦋KatiePie🦋 :
That’s so specific too! 🤣
2026-11-07 17:26:25
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mirandapward
Miranda Ward :
My dad told us if we let a writing spider see our teeth, they will write your name in their web and kill you in your sleep
2026-11-08 16:16:47
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margaretroy5
Margaret Roy :
I'm using this
2026-11-08 01:43:04
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jackielynn1717
jackie mariscal470 :
Whhhhut 😂
2026-11-07 15:43:56
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penelopevaugh
Penny :
Genius Mama move
2026-11-07 23:08:20
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youkokiko
Youko :
If you don’t brush your teeth the ocean goblin will steal your bones
2026-11-08 08:16:29
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craughing
Craughing :
😂😂😭
2026-11-07 16:56:48
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botani_core
botani_core :
look sometimes your desperate
2026-11-07 19:22:30
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msrachaelj
rach. :
You can’t control + z parenting 😂
2026-11-07 16:58:14
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makmammalattack
Makenzie :
Sometimes I feel like you just have to roll with it, like just commit and know…they ain’t hitting you again 🤣
2026-11-08 02:45:30
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linzbookout
JackPenguin :
Mom just making shit up 💀
2026-11-07 18:30:38
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mamasmad11
MamasMadatYouuu🇺🇸🆘 :
🤣🤣🤣
2026-11-07 15:33:25
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elle.evans90
Glitter Kit Kat Sucka :
[Big heart hug]
2026-11-07 23:48:57
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