@avian_audit: Chief Inspector opted for amphibious deployment. Land-based waddle initiated to ensure zero grain was withheld at water level. Mallard competition stepped on / over and occasionally ushered aside. Footwear compliance: non-existent. Scale: Immense Intimidation: 9/10 Waddling Efficiency: 10/10 #swan #waterfowl #duck #goose #Outdoors