@mdogfoshizzle:

𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞☀️🤍 :

Chestnuts roasting over an open what?

Aspen Gene :

The fact it was already lit 😂😂😂

🦆 :

Wait Im so sorry mr firefighter

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂... :

mason go to sleep

Skylar :

that’s just wrenched up

I have a peanut allergy :

I wanna send this to my dad so bad

I fucking love sunny D. :

i feel like theyd say FIIIIIRREE like mermaid man

Overcooked Bagel :

"omg is that a cand-"

affai_798 :

FIRE

unpleased lover :

wow thanks for the fire, wait.. FIRE! (puts candle into a figure four)

𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓪🐠🪼 :

I kinda want to do this niw

🌠The_Startime_Circus🎪 :

Firefighter:

JALAURA :

i literally can’t light a candle in my house. my dad doesn’t play w candles

Orange 🍊 :

Wrenchfighter

hotelmotelhollydayin :

Like how dear they

✪🦌Judas🫀⊗ :

that's just wrenched

bailey nicole :

I fear my husband (volunteer fd) LOVES candles

♰☠♰ 𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝕲𝟓𝟗 ♰☠♰ :

Bailey :

Fight the candleee

Nad :

You could say you’re mason (the fire) marshal

LAYLITA :

“Boom boom fire power”

.BlaiddDrwg :

“Who do you work for”

mj 🦾✪ :

"I think you should try fighting fire with fire,"

axi :

genuinely HOW are you coming up with these 😭 rapid firing the most diabolically niche skits