Dr. Goose, MD
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Saturday 07 November 2026 21:34:52 GMT
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user9217803132870 :
But what if my butt has pneumonia
2026-11-08 05:53:07
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Matt Paulson :
I think Dr intern came from chiropractor school
2026-11-08 00:02:21
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Colin C :
In vet school, my professors told me the only two valid reasons not to do a rectal exam are if you don't have a finger or they don't have a butthole. Good to know that's not true in human med.
2026-11-07 23:35:46
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Meg Menz :
if a rectal exam can cardiovert maybe it can be used for pneumonia too
2026-11-08 02:33:53
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kirklandsignaturesocks :
Not for pneumonia bud
2026-11-07 23:55:05
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Monica :
The “bwud pwessure” is sending 😂😂😂
2026-11-08 01:39:29
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🩵Oops It’s Bri🩵 :
My poor July nicu baby with all the residents, they were learning together 😂
2026-11-10 16:02:37
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JennieInGeneral :
My sweet as pie new medical student was allowed by my radiation oncologist to explain how radiation fit into my treatment picture. I’ve heard a few analogies, but none quite like hers that described my cancer as like a bag of chips that got ground into the rug and needed more than a vacuum cleaner. [Tears of joy] I suspect she got some coaching about that one.
2026-11-08 02:38:19
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Mrglitch :
"imma check a blood pwessure" id gonna be my new vocal stim when doing vitals now...thanks
2026-11-09 21:36:47
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Mads :
Get this guy into surgery residency stat
2026-11-09 10:49:53
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LaElisa :
As a nicu nurse, the residents first day is always my favorite time of year
2026-11-09 19:09:26
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Bruinsfan90 :
I used to work with a PCP who we called Dr. Intern because you would come in for a cough and leave with orders for a colonoscopy.
2026-11-09 17:38:06
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🫐 :
I had a medical induction of labor on July 8th. Dr. Intern told me he broke my water. Surprise, surprise. He did not.
2026-11-08 01:32:26
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Hera🩵 :
I have figured out my line. Students can do any questions or stuff if it’s sensitive (physical or whever I need to take off clothing) then only women. My drs office shuffles through a lotttttt of PA students
2026-11-08 01:26:12
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choch...um :
This might be their internal dialogue, but imposter syndrome is what usually comes out on the surface.
2026-11-09 16:58:19
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Ttew :
The Trauma Handshake is only for actual emergencies or if they "fell" on something. Otherwise just the normal vital signs....
2026-11-08 00:02:57
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notdeadjustyet :
At least he’s excited 😅
2026-11-09 16:46:22
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resva2 :
I have a rare-ish eye anomaly that is visible at slit-lamp funduscopy with contact lens that I have to do once a year, and I agree to help students because it's always fun 😂 " - Can I show this to my "children"? - Yeah, no problem! (it's slightly annoying, because you sit with an eye full of gel and a doctor touches your eye with a lens thing). - Holy shit, look at this! - No, you can't say that in front of the patient. Next! - Holy shit, look at this!"
2026-11-08 07:39:38
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Tom :
Dr. Acula was my hematologist. He said I tasted like pennies.
2026-11-08 13:57:45
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sarahcrawfish18 :
I was taught the only reason not to do a rectal exam is if the patient doesn’t have a butthole or the doctor doesn’t have a finger. (Very glad that’s not the case anymore with current data)
2026-11-07 23:35:23
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MDD :
And he’s going to order incentive spirometry on a 6 month old - true story 🤦♀️
2026-11-08 01:55:21
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Noble :
I remember a student came to do my baseline while I was hospitalized and I had to warn him "im normally strong, im here for a CSF leak, I might throw u" and he didn't listen and I almost threw the poor boy during the "push me, pull me" thing
2026-11-08 00:09:19
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Laura Lee :
Reminder: We don’t get hurt or sick enough for hospital until October.
2026-11-08 00:39:27
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tmhtictok :
since when do doctors do physical exams any more? I thought they plugged in symptoms into the algorithm or AI and ordered whatever tests the computer told them to
2026-11-10 05:14:32
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Maddie :
I am a patient in the resident program for my health network. Is it not normal to get a rectal exam twice a year as a woman in my 30s?
2026-11-08 01:47:18
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