@luna.dreamers: Bare minimum? Maybe. But being funny, loyal, and obsessed with me is non-negotiable. 💅 #BareMinimum #NonNegotiable

Joseph Quichocho :

Had me at Dexter

Spincycle :

Well I know for a fact I’m not funny. I don’t think anyone has ever said that I am

Chad Evans536 :

Acceptable terms

Retreat :

never watched Dexter but willing to try

RagingSL0TH :

that's all very reasonable

marv_attacks :

I gotta hop on Dexter. I’m only familiar with the memes.

Cal :

Dexter is so good! I need to get on the new season asap

Steve Henson :

Those all seem like reasonable requests.

Wjcarr95 :

I’m an 8/9 if it makes a difference 😂

NRFI NATION :

"It's OK. Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be lived."

Alfredo :

dexter after season 4 was not the same. 🥲

Tristin.Midnight :

Not calling “beat the dead horse with me” horseplay is a missed opportunity

myke24b :

I can fix that

Mark Hovey :

Uh, that all seems way too easy. What’s the catch? 🤔

Magna-Defender82 :

Not asking for anything crazy

@Vraska :

ayo? where do I apply?

Andito :

Never lower your standards.

mike :

Oh hey

kgfesser :

Dexter 🔥

Anthony Johnson :

doable

Aly🇵🇸 :

Sherpa :

Which season of Dexter is your favorite?

Radiomud :

The only concern I have is how dead is the horse?

jeff1222123333 :

Well , you fishing

bigcfromrbc :

sigh me up. i got a bat for the horse 🤣