Mary-Claire Fitzpatrick
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Sunday 08 November 2026 17:36:34 GMT
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rae192125 :
I’ve told my 4yo son that he can’t have his windows open at night because bald men come to steal your hair.
2026-11-08 22:38:22
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Mars Maher :
I asked mine what he did for work and he told me bananas grow straight on trees and he worked in the banana bending factory and I told everyone in school
2026-11-08 22:12:55
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miss_ashmo :
my Irish granddad said you shouldn't play with your belly button otherwise it would unravel & you would go flying around the room like a deflating balloon 😂
2026-11-08 21:41:24
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Will Burris :
“The smell of the steering wheel will make you sick.” 😆💀
2026-11-08 20:37:56
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Antagonist :
They just lie so casually. Its baffling
2026-11-08 20:58:31
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Raff🇮🇪 :
Then you stay believing one stupid lie and say it years later and get the piss taken out of you every family event for the rest of time
2026-11-08 18:24:33
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Chris :
Told me i couldn't use the bathroom upstairs because there was an 'arse crab' that would climb up and bite my arse if I sat down on it??
2026-11-08 18:29:24
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ash :
I love you,….. he says “thank you “ 😂
2026-11-08 18:14:55
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noodletights. :
my dad told me that I should never stick my fingers out a car window because a crow would think they were sausages and chew them off 🤣
2026-11-08 18:20:29
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KIRSTEN 🏴 🇮🇪 :
"if you race I'll time ye" classic 🤣👏
2026-11-08 19:18:34
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theFANDOMavengers🫵🏻 :
How it feels talking to my Wicklow grandad
2026-11-08 18:18:30
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HelenRoper786 🇨🇦 :
I grew up in a small Newfoundland fishing village, and this is an accurate representation of my childhood as well. Even a similar accent 😁
2026-11-09 00:10:13
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Dubbs 🇨🇦 :
When we went out for dinner, My dad would drink half my milkshake to see if it was poisoned. Took me until I was 11 to realize he was just drinking half my milkshake.I thought he was legit risking his life for me.😁
2026-11-08 22:30:14
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willowisp945 :
My dad told me there were gnomes living under a pile of rocks in the woods behind our house so I wouldn’t stray… he pointed them out and I was even sure I saw a little gnome hat moving about so I stayed away for years!
2026-11-10 09:52:38
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🌹 Rhosyn ferch Magdalene 🌹 :
My dad's favorite response when I'd ask where mum was. "She's gone to America, she don't love you no more. And you're adopted."
2026-11-10 08:37:23
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acorn_137 :
My dad used to say that I can’t get back into bed after getting dressed in the morning bc then the “sleep” will get on my clothes and… idk, kill me??
2026-11-10 10:07:10
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Boz :
My grandfather used to say that if you sat with your back to the fire your spine will melt and your head will fall off, I have spina bifida 😬🤣
2026-11-10 09:14:16
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R C H :
my mum told me the flashing light on planes were cameras, I used to stand, wave and pose right up till I was around 17 when my friend finally asked me why I do it 😂 I've now passed this very valuable information on to the crotch goblins 😂
2026-11-10 09:27:53
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Lolo :
Did you know that Shams are a type of sheep that live in the Himalayas? The local Sherpa mountaineers climb treacherous heights to collect the Shammy’s nutrient dense feces and sell it around the world for hair wash, hence why it’s called Shampoo. At least that’s what my fcking dad told me when I was 6
2026-11-08 23:04:07
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Tala :
I didn’t want to share with my younger sister so I told her that my snack would make her explode and she said she’d had that snack before and I said “yeah and you exploded, we couldn’t find every piece that’s why you have a buttcrack”
2026-11-09 01:40:44
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lanram :
my dad said if I don't take a bath my skin would fall off and I would be a skeleton, and I would have go live in the cemetery cause that's where skeletons go.
2026-11-08 23:27:51
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Kim :
I was told that the ice cream man only played music when he was out of ice cream. At one point I just atarted yelling at the truck saying "why don't you just GO HOME"
2026-11-09 13:57:26
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LynseyJ_83 :
was told not to play with a bicycle pump or I'd get warts on my hands - believed it until I was a mother of 2 and my BIKE SHOP owning husband heard me say it 🤣 showed me his hands and said "are you well" 😂
2026-11-08 18:36:46
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Grace Buckley :
My dad said that there was a monkey that lived in the Christmas tree that would bite our fingers off if we played with it
2026-11-08 21:37:00
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Strongbow.AGRI :
My uncle told me if you milked with out gloves on your fingers would turn into cow tits
2026-11-08 22:40:13
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