@thotline_news: 8th November 2026 - Just my opinion. Waiter Waiter! Your finest cognitive decline episode please! #donaldtrump #danawhite #whitehouse #UFC #presssecretary

Yassinejoestarr :

Onion and South Park couldn’t have come up with a joke like this. This timeline is not real

baenana🍌🍌 :

Even the Onion, could never come up with this

Kabaka Mwangi :

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No way. Dana white as press secretary

JLCB 🇮🇪 :

Apparently it was meant to be someone else with the same name in his awful regime.

HanShotFirst :

Unrelated but you’re my English Dylan page

rex7767 :

Yknow, I used to think corruption was meant to be, yknow, hidden.

Jiggly_333 :

they're friends tho. like OLD business partners (Trump kept the UFC afloat in the 00s).

.9636464738736262 :

probably the wrong dana white

ameisah :

Someone should start a rumour that it was actually the Steve Miller Band that Trump asked to be the Chief of Staff

Stu4U :

clearly the wrong dana white

LT_CHEDDAR :

this is the best parody ever right.... right

OnYourRight :

There’s no way 💀

Matt Smith :

wasn't he meant to ask the other Dana White, and since they both turned it down and he can't be seen to make a mistake he's actually having a meeting with UFC Dana White tomorrow.

Don_V :

Bun the ufc from time and always!

Miles May :

Would White have to give up control of the UFC if he took the job? Because that could have some upsides.

ጨቡዴ🍦 :

Continuous entertainment at least

Ribbons 🇮🇹 :

SNL you must

CaptainChar :

who?

Sean Mc :

Jovialtraveller🇨🇦🇵🇱 :

Leighton :

One hell of a podcast location though 👀

Silver Rose :

the next guy the Republicans put forward has to be more serious than Trump.. right?

Tythatguy1312 :

Fuck it what could go right ATP

Jas :

Isn’t one of the jobs to answer questions from the press? Will he be able to do that?

whatyoumean :

Literal clown show nation