@onlyoptionstrades: Nvidia has issues with chips being smuggled into China, and now it’s CEO Jensen Huang got caught cheating with an alleged Chinese spy…🫪😳 #nvidia #jensenhuang #stockmarket #nvda

Slayer :

He failed the IRL phishing test

boblikesfish :

We all cooked once the market opens tmrw

v12fiatmultipla :

I swear if the AI bubble pops because of infidelity I’m gonna lose my shi

Neckbeardicus :

Bro knew he just couldn’t resist that Szechuan Strange

ShanaGensemer :

Sold all my NVDA off months ago, so I’m just observing all this now 😏

𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜𝑔𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓂𝓎𝒹𝑜𝓁𝓁 :

This whole time I’ve been so confused bc I thought he was the owner of the lotion brand nivea

Jersey :

Was the spy a baddie?

ghost :

nvidia stocks holders at the session openiy

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤEris :

hard to resist that chinese charm

John Connor :

classic honey pot

Rachel 🌼 :

The only one that was for the proposed billionaire tax too 😭

zzopd :

most common espionage tactic ever

Fish4hoes99 :

Rip my contract, I’m long during the weekend 💀

TheOG_Ho :

LA2AZ_Daddy :

Netflix documentary coming soon. Nvidia: Microchips & Micropeni$

frybreadgod :

He’s living the dream fr

Oumar :

I honestly can't wait for china to make better and cheaper chips

DavisonVideo :

The hot pot gets us all.

Sam :

Happens to the best of us bro 😭😭

kittykitty :

A pleasant scenario where Musk goes to China, devotes himself entirely to the Communist Party, and then China becomes a hegemonic power and swallows up the US, resulting in Musk becoming the US General Secretary and ruling for life.

khongmenglor :

Lowkey can’t wait to see how low it gets or how high it might get

kaya.free 🇵🇸 :

Can’t even blame him she’s bad asf

lealliftz :

Now this is hilarious 😂😂😂

TechoRave1 :

So he gets seduced by a chinese spy and trump sells nvidia chips to china? That seems risky.

bigbankfrank :

Who among us would not