@no_filter_sarah: Show them them that they knocked on the wrong door. #mormons #jehovah #religion #funny #fyp

Nineveh :

God loves you sis.

T :

I just tell them that Im a Satanist. lol they tend to leave me alone

Itz_Beavis :

i just answered naked and screamed "hail satan!" they apparently blacklisted the whole neighborhood

Laura | writer 📚💸🥂 :

they came to me wanting to convert me, I let them talk to me and shared contacts then I started agreeing to whatever they say then told them they are in a cult, made them question their belief 😂

Freezingage :

Let them in and start locking doors and windows 😈🤣

ChevyActual :

I just put them to work around the house, they don’t seem to mind it. Free labor

Mritz617 :

i have a better one...the key is to not open the door....works like a charm

Leonel :

Wa u tlk lk Cardi

user854697453215087498557456 :

thats so wrong mam. the right path to god is only one! if someone found it, its not so bad to learn some about it

Mr Anonymous. :

As an exJW, just tell them you're an apostate, they'd run faster than you can blink. They'd literally disappear. 😂

Morris Hills 🇿🇲 :

I've got dogs, I'm good.

viii._.karis :

"when you answwwerr the dwoooor"

perhaps_its.TisM☔️ :

I ask them benefits of their cult, they say ok thanks and leave lol

justcallmealex :

I play along for as long as I can make them really believe I'll join just to waste their time

fromscratchbyalbert :

I had a buddy who kept them for about 5 hours 😂. They wanted to leave but he kept the conversation going 😂

v_xyz37 :

😂😂😂😂

Brady :

jehovahs witnesses knocked on my door a few months ago. I answered the door, let them do their pitch, then promptly said "we don't do cults, sorry" and waited for a sec to see the look on their faces with a smile on mine, then shut the door

joecatable :

I just slam the door like Craig did. 😃

Filipe Dasilva :

I said I’m Muslim they never rang the doorbell after that they just passed by my house and never ring

user6698899713758 :

Michael Sabata Jr. :

Nah bro 🤣 Jehovah's witnesses of these days give up easy 😭 back in the day when we where growing up damn those people I mean those people had patient they could wait for you😂 if you luck🥱 that is if you luck but if it's not your day🤣 bro you stop next minute you listen to Moses and David next thing do you know Jesus?🤣 wait what do you! hours later you're choosing between hell or heaven 🤣

Youdontknowwhoiam :

This is exactly what our family did back in the day! We turned the tables and began trying to convert them to Islam. Then offered them all kinds of middle eastern food & drinks. Eventually they gave up. 1 lady even still showed up once in a while for tea & became a friend lol.

mister🧸oso :

They won't obligate you to convert to the religion. Theyre just spreading the gospel. Just say you're not interested and they will leave you alone. If they don't, there's obviously some miscommunication going on with them since different people show up most times. To make it easier for you, just keep up a no soliciting sign.

J.Potrillo :

Bro… I just stand their silently praying to God ya’ll don’t open cuz it’s to early for that shiii 😂

RyanGoHamm :

Speaking facts!!! Lmao she giving game and played it better than them! Free!