@midlifers_: Your midlifer confessions NEVER disappoint. They are so funny. Forgot you weren’t wearing pants when you went out to get the mail.😂 Ate your dog’s medicine instead of your own😂😂 Midlife is a wild and funny ride. Tell us your midlifer confessions. #funny #confessions #over40 #over50
My obgyn complimented my haircut and I said "haircut? Girl I shaved her BALD for you, you're welcome".... Did not occur to me she was talking about my actual head [Tears of joy]
2026-11-09 21:56:57
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Auntie NoNo :
"Oh hey, didn't recognise you with clothes on!" to someone I used to work with, in a place where we all wore work clothes. Meant regular clothes. Do I get bonus points for his gf standing next to us?
2026-11-09 20:42:56
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Erin Boburchock :
I was ON THE PHONE with my mom and I was trying to find my phone. The best part, she was helping me retrace my steps!!!
2026-11-09 23:22:31
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Becky :
Running late for work headed out the door grab my cell phone through my purse and went to work. Turns out my cell phone didn’t make it into my purse, but my TV Remote did.
2026-11-09 20:26:15
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pneumatic gravity :
I noticed my arms were looking splotchy. A little whiter in some areas, lots of discolouration. I then realized, after I put my glasses on, that it was mayo dripping from my sandwich to my arm.
2026-11-09 20:48:12
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AL GIORDINO :
I think I ended up in the wrong space, but thank you for the laugh I desperately needed today
2026-11-10 01:57:18
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Boo :
My God I needed this. 😂 I was in the drive thru line when I noticed stenciling on a dumpster “Cornbread Only”. I was so confused. The restaurant didn’t even sell cornbread. When I finally got closer it was CARDBOARD only
2026-11-09 20:55:24
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___tcon :
My mom left her phone at my house so naturally I thought oh I better text her to let her know. Then watched her phone light up with the text I just sent. 😂😂😂😂😂
2026-11-09 21:30:26
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Lil’ Witchy :
Decided it was time to replace my face serum when I looked up the details I realized I had been putting hair serum on my face, it was working great btw. 🤓 👓 ✨
2026-11-09 22:13:08
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MrsBosh :
I was walking around in the dark with the torch on my phone. I was looking for something important..... my phone, I was looking for my phone 🤦♀️
2026-11-09 21:06:47
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Rayne Dear 🏳️🌈 :
The other night my husband took me out on a date. My bra was so uncomfortable I went to the bathroom to see what the problem was. The problem was that I put an underwire bra over the underwire bra I was already wearing when I put on my date night outfit.
2026-11-09 22:40:15
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Angie :
I work in a hospital and have to badge to different areas , I went get into my car at the end of the shift and tried to badge into it. 😂
2026-11-09 22:00:59
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adamhoward8476 :
Im a professional firefighter, we got a call one morning around 3:30am in the middle of winter. I jump out of bed, get dressed, and run to the truck. I drive all the way to the call...FREEZING!!!! I get out of the truck to walk into the house and my Captain should at me "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PANTS?" Yep, I drove all the way to the call in my boxer briefs 😵💫😵💫
2026-11-10 02:07:04
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70513 :
I once tried to call my husband via the calculator app on my phone
2026-11-10 01:56:27
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greatlakesmarie :
I just drove my daughter to her Tuesday night activities. It's Monday night.
2026-11-10 02:04:56
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JEN :
how do yall keep a straight face 😂
2026-11-09 20:25:26
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hannahrose613 :
the OBGYN cleaning confession tore me UP[Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved]
2026-11-09 21:07:54
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debbiekaspar722 :
My daughter called me & I told her I'll have to call her back because I can't find my phone. She asked me how I was talking to her. [Innocent]
2026-11-09 23:43:25
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Ruby Noodles :
Every night I go up to bed and throw my phone on the bed and place my glass of water on the night stand. Not long ago I went up to bed as usual and placed the phone on the night stand and threw the glass of water on the bed 🤦
2026-11-09 23:03:54
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jenny.c.hurtado76 :
Once during a shower, all of sudden the wall started vibrating… a lot. Freaking out, I called into work, got a plumber to come out on emergency basis & was digging through files to get insurance info pulled up The plumber comes out of the BR & says ma’am your electric toothbrush was on. I turned it off and that fixed the problem. 😂😂😂🤦♀️
2026-11-09 23:57:05
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Annie :
Walked into church, sat in the pew, crossed my legs, and realized I had my bedroom slippers on.
2026-11-09 21:30:36
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JoanieG :
I was doing laundry and realized I needed to run to the store for something I needed for dinner. I walked all over Publix with a pair of sweat pants wrapped around my neck like a shawl.
2026-11-09 21:34:33
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EleWell :
I text myself TikToks that impart info I might need, then I promptly check to see who just texted me. It’s (almost) always me.
2026-11-09 21:45:01
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Twoofakind :
Put some water and ice in my Stanley and decided to add a water packet. I opened the water packet, poured the contents in the trash and put the packet and torn pieces in my cup and continued drinking my water. 🤦🏾♀️😫
2026-11-09 23:48:03
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JesBailey75 :
Was rubbing my facial moisturizer in my hands to put it on my face. Realized it was toothpaste.
This is 51 everybody.
2026-11-09 23:00:16
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