These are all hilarious but only because yall aren’t my kids
2026-11-10 13:24:36
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hair.by.bee :
My brother and I got up before our parents, took our toddler sister (in only a diaper) with us to the cemetery on the other side of the orange grove next to our neighborhood, and left her there. In a cemetery. At 6am.
2026-11-10 13:54:31
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5 :
I liked climbing the biggest trees and jumping down 😭😭😭
2026-11-10 13:03:41
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𝑀𝓇𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓅𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓉 • Friends :
Yall humans funny asf😭
2026-11-10 13:57:40
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witchydreamer :
"he sprayed his dad not once, but twice in the eyes"
2026-11-10 13:58:33
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leo :
"mom! can we watch that show with the plane again???"
2026-11-10 13:54:37
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L.m.Drocourt:) :
I drowned.
2026-11-10 14:25:55
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I have no name :
I liked tight spaces. My mom could ever find me. I hid in towel closets. Behind the cadi cornered couch. Under the sink in the bathroom. In the fridge. Just anywhere I could fits. I sits.
2026-11-10 14:18:16
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Michelle :
Allegedly when the window cleaner was outside I shook his ladder while he was on it, the next time he came I was kept inside and again allegedly open my curtains to boo him while he was up the ladder
2026-11-10 13:15:14
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Streetwalker :
"navigate" this as a parent 😭😭😭
2026-11-10 13:04:40
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Brooke :
One time I colored my entire arm from the shoulder to fingertips dark red to make it look like I was bleeding because I wanted a cast. My mother took me to the emergency room because she was freaking out & the nurses said ma’am this is marker not blood. My mother smacked me 😩
2026-11-10 14:50:44
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Tifani Kuehlwein :
I told border patrol my mom was my “ new mom” shortly after being adopted. She had fun explaining that one.
2026-11-10 13:24:09
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Peter :
I once threw an old (really heavy) ladder on my brothers legs (I missed fortunately) because I wanted to know how much it hurts 😂
2026-11-10 14:49:03
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յׁׅelly🪽 :
THE GRENADE???
2026-11-10 14:30:02
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Reinhard's #1 :
those are some crazy children 😭
2026-11-10 13:19:05
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grace56751 :
When I was 7 I dug a decently sized hole in the ground and filled it with water to experience a mud bath.
2026-11-10 15:01:59
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🥰❤️ ℂℍ𝔼ℂ𝕂 𝔹𝕀𝕆 💋😈 :
I drowned.
2026-11-10 14:36:10
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mel :
i kicked my dad's balls from time to time.
2026-11-10 15:01:04
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𝕃𝕖𝕚𝕒 ට ̫ ට :
When I was a toddler my mum was tickling me and I was giggling and squirming and then suddenly I kicked 2 of her teeth out😭
2026-11-10 13:41:03
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JT🎀 ⎊ ⧗ ᗢ :
i locked my mom out the house while she took out the trash and my dad was at work and while she was banging for me to let her in i realized she was def gonna whoop me so i sat on the couch and took a nap and left her out there😭
2026-11-10 14:37:46
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kimmmi_08⸆⸉ :
how do some of them still live😭😭😭
2026-11-10 13:03:35
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KK Melton :
I thought I was bad for putting snapping turtles in the toilet. My mom got her butt bitten more than once
2026-11-10 13:24:42
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skye🤭 :
ily girl you’re so comforting for me
2026-11-10 13:02:20
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Melissa Adkins :
I used to take my moms hairspray to school with me and go to the bathroom and spray it in my eyes and go to the office and tell them I had pink eye because I knew they had to send me home 🤣🤣 (I hated school and yes now as a 40yr old adult my eyes are ruined)
2026-11-10 13:14:10
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Peej :
when I was 2-3 years old, I somehow got out of the house, waddled my way 5 streets over to my brother's school in nothing but a diaper, got in a random classroom and just chilled there while the teacher was desperately trying to find who I was to call my parents, who by that time had been searching frantically for me all morning. I also climbed to the very top of our front yard tree the next year, and when my mom found me up there and shouted to not move, I thought I was in trouble and speedran my way down, to her absolute horror
2026-11-10 14:21:04
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