@yolosmom: Habibi… I told you that wasn’t gonna work. 😭😂 Now what are we doing? #NurseTok #NurseHumor #NightShiftNurse #NurseLife #nurses

Dr.EmChick :

Heart failure or pulmonary hypertension prolly

Arreon :

LMFAOAOAO

sistasisii :

tell me ur not an md without telling me

lisa.the.rn :

if we bolusing 250mL, can we at least make it albumin? especially when their albumin level is 2.5 and they are third spacing

Chewwiebumm | RN ✝️🩺💄 :

I hate it when they do stupid sht like this 🥺🥺🥺🥺😅😅😅

Fallenashes :

And now they are overloaded with fluids.

brielle ✿ mama + peds nurse :

i once called the doc (an OB for a postpartum pt, mind you) for a pressure of 77/33 and he yelled at me to never call him about this again 🥰🥰🥰 #MDaware

Ooopyy :

it's because they want to see if the patient will respond to fluids. before attempting a a different approach. because low volume may not be the reason for the hypotension

Wife/Mama/Nurse :

As our ICU NP says…”sometimes ya gotta swell to get well”

Dr. Maria Alexandra Sandoval :

Cardiogenic shock, heart failure… you don’t want to volume overload them…. You need a lasix drip for that not fluids

Cat.Dad20 :

The secret is that Medicare makes us give SOME amount of fluids, even if it isn’t indicated 100% of the time in septic shock

Evangeline|Beauty & Lifestyle :

Literally me calling them back

A.i.m.e 🌻 :

250?!!! I thought 500 was stupid! But 250?!! You’re wasting my time!

Hana :

Me on tele surg when I called FOUR TIMES and now it’s the RRT docs and the ICU intensivist calling to say they need a higher level of care now

sarahfuentes1623 :

Me as a new trauma nurse with a 16/o pelvic fracture. I was like you want watered down fruit punch? Or you can give me the good stuff?

Nikys Filia RN/BSN med-Surg/ER :

That’s why I love ER, you ask the Dr to put the Nor epinephrine order 😂

Becca Lynn :

This is my new vocal stim

ant_rn 🩺 :

Hospitalist at my old job would leave the chat and I’d ALWAYS have to add him right back [Snicker][Tears of joy]

mj :

real like hello?????

Toon :

My Bp today hasn’t gotten above 80/52

Maraya Christine :

Lmfaooooo

S 👑. :

Ya know what…I might use this lol 😂

Natasha Nolly :

abi┆new grad rn 𑣲 :

or they have a map of 35 and an active levo order but their order states only initiate for a sbp goal 💔

Lily :

Sometimes I want to literally go find them and drag them over because wtf. And other times I just ask why, let them explain, and add the attending and charge to the chat because I don’t have time to fight over epic chat