@the.confluencial: Scrum of scrums😂 #agile #it #corporate #Tech #softwareengineer

Arishon01 :

The rage this brings out in me

Cali, Cara & Cookie 🐶🐾 :

This is spot on and why SAFe is literally the antithesis of Agility….prescribed for those who refuse to give up command and control

SysDADmin :

I swear to God you could make a quarter mil a year where I work with this exact pitch. no changes.

DoodleAndBug :

These TikToks are killing me! 20 years of project management and I’m so glad I left

Buzzyard🇸🇪🏳️‍🌈 :

You are an empowered team! Anyway we have these three okrs that override literally everything you are working on and you HAVE to report how you are helping achieving them

Fuzzy Dunlop :

We’re in an agile/safe transition and I got the position of PO since February. Too many meetings, too much JIRA.

Krista :

Omg I’m trying to study for the Scaling Agile certification right now. So so much bureaucracy 😳

underTheSubway :

Ooh a video just for me! The only agile way or working I’ve experienced is SAFe. At all four corporations I’ve been at in my career.

Fardarterfu :

every framework serves management fantasies about creating software production lines but software production is creative work

Jeremy Baker635 :

Get on that release train baby! Where’s it going? Hell if I know…

FakeCloudEngineer :

this is hilarious...I've work in an org where the SAFe implementation was so massive that the Miro board needed you to zoom out to orbit to see the entire picture 🤣

DMoro :

You forgot the part where we plan all our work for those two days then management says "you're over capacity" so we cut back, then management says "why aren't you completing everything?'

Mark Cates :

This is Boeing.

derpforce1 :

This is SO TRUE!

middle_man :

Francis :

Sounds good to me

Jason Fouse :

Yep. My life

fairtradebanana :

this is what my boss wants to do in our company. we are two Devs, 2 project managers, 4 business analysts, 1 software architect. I'm one of the Devs. did I mention micromanagement?

MJ 💗💛💙 :

SAFe is waterfall wearing an agile costume

Celeste Fallon Smith :

Oh this hit close to home

Beach :

You did it!!! 😂 so true

Liked your comment :

Spend 2 days at the beginning of the quarter making an intricately detailed plan for the next 3 months of work.

bsweyand :

Bruh are you part of my org omg

Breloom :

Don't forget insane costs of being a "safe certified engineer", and the honour of paying extra to be "ai enabled safe practitioner". Marketing guys at SAFe must be rich.

Matteo G. :

You couldn't have summarised it better