@notolsennchris: acting like I discovered salad or smthn

brit :

yeah so i still don’t eat salad. i’m 19…

Sophie <3 :

Is this account still private 😔

✨Ginger Beth✨ :

31 still never had one and won’t have one ever… it’s a stupid “meal” 🤣🤣🤣

mimi | Social Media Strategist :

If I don’t get a side of salad when I go out I’ll literally explode omgggg

Vic💫 ⎊ :

There’s a first time for everything

Jay2 :

You're so right about the lettuce thing, esp if it's Iceberg Lettuce there's literally no point because there's like no nutrients. I prefer spinach salad any day, there's no need for a crunchy water salad (iceberg)

Sy :

Do yourself a favor and and get a wedge salad. It’s usually more toppings than lettuce.

Maisy Jane :

this is fundamentally incomprehensible to me 😭😭😭

Emily_Ornelas0 :

I will give away my first child for a life time of chick fil a Cobb salad

Bonita Ann 😘 :

Sweetie, I didn’t eat lettuce, and tomatoes till I was 38, I’m 46. Anytime someone would try to get me to eat something with them I would gag. lol

mel🤍 :

Holy moly I’m so early ! Hey Chris

Lars 🧙🏻‍♂️ :

Why are you so hot

Just GenJonesing :

You haven't aged a minute in 6 years! How do you do that?

Martha Roberts :

A naughty salad is soooo goood!!

randomlyawkwardsloth :

Spinach salad is the best. A lettuce salad can go in the trash

Katie Butler :

This is my new favorite video

𝘉𝘳𝘪 📖🧸🌿🐈‍⬛ :

unless it’s a caesar salad I won’t touch it

Rosie ⟭⟬ 𝜗𝜚 :

OMG HI BESTIE!

bigbirdfan :

i hated vegetables as a kid bc my parents can’t cook, so imagine my surprise when i learned that broccoli and Brussel sprouts are lowkey good asf

domazlice :

emily :

how am I here rn...hi I guess

Lady Luna :

Just bought a salad , haven’t had one in 6 months and wondered why have felt horrible for months

Puppypower8 :

I crave salad and vegetables hung over lol

☆Nežikaa☆ :

oh...

Mollie :

I’m the same tbh