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xyshard :
One of my players tanked 20d20 damage. Twice...
2026-11-12 14:17:16
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Nick :
Meanwhile, DM; “A stiff breeze flows through the air.” Level 1 Wizard, “I’m down”
2026-11-12 13:22:27
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_gh0sty_one :
DM sent me this and said “hint for next session”
2026-11-14 04:27:57
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luka :
not me, im the dm's favourite so even when he tries to hit me im offended 😂
2026-11-14 10:18:32
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Vergel :
depends on what class you play wizard would be dead not even halfway through this vid
2026-11-12 13:04:43
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V00IDDK :
I once took 64 damage i was lvl 3
2026-11-12 17:53:32
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Ihmissyöjä :
my warlock took 46 bludg damage bc falling stairs.. her current hp was 42 😂 she survived rolling nat 20 in first death save
2026-11-14 07:23:47
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RainbowPork :
I took 68 damage 2 sessions ago and asked my dm if we cpuld coin flip for me to take one less or extra damage for the meme. he didnt take it 😔
2026-11-14 03:36:27
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Theodor Mac :
Heavily depending on class and level…
2026-11-12 13:28:04
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Berzerk :
There’s a home brew monster my DM made, the creature is always invisible (but looks like the regeneradores from RE) I’m a barbarian and had just raged to use instinctive pounce to get closer to a different enemy and it took an aoo as I left it’s ranged, grappled me and did 166 points of damage before the damage was cut…if it had been anyone else in the party that would’ve almost instantly downed them and would’ve downed our gloom stalker. (We’re all lvl 19, he’s a really good DM. We’re just in that territory of one shot or get one shot)
2026-11-14 03:04:55
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Lazuli :
If the DM says -5 damage then I'm healing 5 hp, no questions asked
2026-11-13 08:40:40
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cassiopeia :
ate 96 force damage last session. warding bond is a hell of a way to burn through your hit points. fortunately pal/barb with 170hp, but still
2026-11-12 17:11:37
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ThatZionOverThere :
im at the point that i have almost 200 hp
2026-11-12 13:47:09
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Homalocephale :
50 damage and I’m down, being a cleric/druid is not for the weak
2026-11-12 13:47:57
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ifcarlcarledoroverthepla :
I remember we were fighting a boss and we were all getting our asses kicked besides one member. He was on near full health and then he got crit one shot and turned to literal ash
2026-11-12 15:37:30
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emjay14478 :
Too real 🥲
2026-11-12 19:42:23
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skyelyght :
Wizards crying at 1 damage
2026-11-12 20:28:32
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Samuel Gatti :
my warlock Just survived a deadly Blow thanks only to temp hp, dm was surprised too
2026-11-12 13:13:37
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Steger Daniel :
100 damage IS Not that bad. IT sends you too death saving trows, - but thats Not necessary a new char
2026-11-12 18:06:08
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KittyIsGay4Women :
once i tanked what would've been like.. 50 dmg of fire. to like 10... it was funny seeing the dms reaction
2026-11-13 18:15:47
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Face_of_bowe :
I was playing a homebrew character, never seen magic or knew what dragons were but it sounded like the best fight ever. We came across a Dracolich and my character seeing it immediately jumped into a fight. Breath weapon hit me for 2/3 of my health, if I didnt have evasion I wouldve dropped.
2026-11-13 13:09:48
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Monkeymorgan32 :
Try taking 110 damage as a raging barbarian, was not not a great time for me
2026-11-13 09:47:13
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Aizy :
Me with my 46 health and a dream + uncanny dodge 😭
2026-11-13 10:13:45
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nudge :
i once took 119 damage in one round from 1 enemy 😭😭😭 was left at like 20 hp
2026-11-12 18:35:11
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KuroPod :
last one should have been just power word kill
2026-11-12 18:24:47
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