@everymovieeverpodcast: DEMOLITION MAN HAS AGED RIDICULOUSLY WELL Demolition Man is exactly the kind of 90s action movie we fucking adore. Sylvester Stallone gets frozen, wakes up in the future and discovers Wesley Snipes has become a peroxide-blond psychopath, Sandra Bullock is obsessed with our time, Taco Bell has won the "Franchise Wars" and apparently humanity has collectively decided toilet paper was a mistake. Perfect. No notes so far. But underneath all the ridiculousness, Demolition Man is actually a surprisingly clever little sci-fi satire. San Angeles, the swear fines, virtual sex, murder-death-kill, the sanitised future where absolutely everything remotely unhealthy has been banned. It’s ridiculous how much of this film has stuck around in the culture. And then there are the three fucking seashells. Thirty-three years later, people are still arguing about how they work. We found two theories. One of them is perfectly reasonable. The other requires a level of commitment we were not prepared for. #demolitionman #90smovies #actionmovie #scifimovie #cultclassic
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Tuesday 10 November 2026 22:47:11 GMT
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Hawk :
Hahahahahahaha this guy doesn't know how to use the three seashells
2026-11-10 23:27:08
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Hermit :
Well claims that Stallone used to 💩 in the shower …. Leave that here 😂😂😂
2026-11-10 22:54:18
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fizbun :
the three shells are alive and eat it
2026-11-10 23:52:07
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Star Captain :
I am on Sandra Bullock's side 1000%. Not just because of my massive crush on her. Because she is obviously correct... But it is also partly because of a huge crush.
2026-11-10 23:30:46
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skybleu72 :
• The seashells are not tools, but rather a uniform decorative design for three distinct buttons built into the wall.
• Shell 1 activates a precise jet of water (a bidet) to cleanse the area.
• Shell 2 activates a warm air blower to dry your posterior.
• Shell 3 dispenses a fine mist of talcum powder or a pleasant scent to finish the job
2026-11-11 01:18:00
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Daniel Ballard :
I was replying cyberpunk 2077 and realised they actually have the three seashells instead of toilet paper too
2026-11-11 00:24:33
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PTB Compositions :
i always imagined it as option 2 but option 1 is much nicer
2026-11-11 01:48:29
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Donna 🇬🇧 :
Even as a child I presumed it was bidet buttons like the futuristic foreign toilets
2026-11-10 23:36:24
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Stickey-Hickey :
see I always thought it was two sea shells back to back, then when pressed they open like scissors scraping away crap. then 3rd to scoop water and flush 😂🤷
2026-11-11 00:53:14
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HOPECORE FOREVER :
what's the diff between freshen and wash tho
2026-11-11 00:28:48
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🌿 🍄 Amy 🍄 🌿 :
they're buttons
2026-11-10 22:56:08
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A Streaming Consciousness :
What about the "Franchise Wars" and how Taco Bell won
2026-11-10 22:55:40
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Topa81 :
Would been totally different movie, if Jackie Chan had accept the role of Simon Phoenix. That role was written for Jackie originally.
2026-11-11 00:47:53
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