The Onion
Region: US
Wednesday 11 November 2026 18:00:00 GMT
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seickotre :
I think this aired on Fox.
2026-11-11 18:04:45
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NoNameBrand :
this is too real to be funny...
2026-11-11 18:41:07
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whatever consciousness is :
took a bit long for me to realize it's satire💀
2026-11-11 18:55:50
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james :
thought it was a joke for a sec lol
2026-11-11 18:28:04
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ceilings :
why does this feel like a rerun from my childhood
2026-11-11 18:09:21
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InZaniTy :
“The perfect onion post was always one where there were no jokes in it”
2026-11-11 18:02:59
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greta :
Watched half of this before I realized it was the onion😭
2026-11-11 18:49:11
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Bear_or_something :
the only reason I figured out this was satire was because of the username😭
2026-11-11 18:50:14
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Mo :
So i guess I’m just a decoy
2026-11-11 18:45:00
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💎 :
“You could become a walking decoy Muslim” sent me
2026-11-11 18:19:34
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nvm :
Genuinely thought this was a real news segment
2026-11-11 18:46:15
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Jacob Wyatt :
What’s crazy is some people think like this in America today
2026-11-11 19:26:08
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ICU2354 :
are we sure this isnt just the actual news somewhere?
2026-11-11 18:13:55
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glamamamora official :
satire but only to the untrained person
2026-11-11 19:30:11
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Kauchi :
I was scrolling past the noticed it the onion 😭
2026-11-11 19:29:10
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Amir Hajyasin :
I’m guess im a deco😭
2026-11-11 19:29:46
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🇵🇸Nani🇵🇸 :
“A dead man is the only one you can trust” I almost choked on my apple juice
2026-11-11 19:29:55
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Poppysocks :
i worry people may do this
2026-11-11 19:20:59
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ena :
wtf am i hearing
2026-11-11 18:42:46
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FaceCardDeclined :
"Hero cat saves self from fire"
2026-11-11 18:12:23
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inforest13🇺🇸 :
the way she delivers "I'm on to you." and " A dead man is the only one you can trust." really got me
2026-11-11 19:21:26
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Anthony Gabriel :
the last part 💀
2026-11-11 18:51:56
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YOURWELCOME19 :
is this where that mom and dad from that podcast get their news? lol
2026-11-11 18:29:11
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BigPappieEndo :
Onions make me cry every time 😅
2026-11-11 19:04:42
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DENIS✅ :
I taught it was serious until I saw people eating chopped onions
2026-11-11 18:35:54
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