@lifewithtiffanyz:

😴 :

When HR called for a prejob screen about my criminal record and I said "when I got out of the army.. " he responded with "Oh you were in? Me too..." I knew I'd be fine. I did get the job.

WeatherBoy :

I’m the HR veteran. Yes.

Kena (Ken-uh) :

I grew up on Air Force bases. Dad was a staff sergeant. I heard looooots of stuff especially when I had a half day and he’d let me sit under one side of his big L desk in his office and have my coloring book and hand me snacks and was just told to not repeat stuff I know I wasn’t allowed to say. Well I repeated them in college and my classmates who had just got out the military cackled while the sheltered ones were threatening to tell the counselor.

Kiersten :

3 investigations in six months. Yet I was never wrong. They can send me to hr all they want 😂

The Great Echoing Potato :

The other vet that heard the joke

🔯🌞CarpentersSon369🌞🔯 :

“I’m not gonna write you up” but that ishh was funny 😂

lindsey_outdoors :

Had a Cold War vet for a pt ask me if he could tell me a bad joke, I said I used to work night shift psych so have at it (I could tell from his vibe it wasn’t going to be the gross women jokes, something about him felt safe) His smile lit up like a Christmas tree lol he had some of the best jokes and it made my wk after us struggling being short staffed

Jester of Tortuga :

Hahah they are probably adding something MUCH darker and unhinged when they hear the joke. HahHah

grove_grave_studio :

We're going to need said dark joke

TMontague22 :

This is perfect

red ghost :

Will Nemo :

I'd love to work in a place with a Marine as the head of HR.

jennyun :

Military convos are not for the faint of heart lads. If you're easily offended, you'll have a seizure after that! 😂

MadWoots :

my old hr lady and I got along great, she still wrote me up tho because it's her job but I once asked an annoying coworker when the wedding was since he was such a suck up to the manager and the managers gf who also worked there reported me 💀

user7704988386358 :

this made me smile. I loved work when HR was the 1st and last day of your job, not the circus we experience today.

edhollenbeck :

I used to do HR, but then I got sent to HR because of my mouth. Yeah, figure that out. And now I’m working security

ThatWeirdo :

My best friend is HR at my job. I say things then walk to her office and repeat it because it was so funny it had to be repeated

LilithAtheos :

And this is why i work at the VA. My mouth will not allow for any other place.

Blossoms :

"you know you cant talk like that around the civilians." 😮‍💨

Justin :

They recently moved the retired infantry nco over to my area and it’s absolute chaos me and him telling each other increasingly fucked up jokes and everyone else looking at us like we’re psychopaths 🤣

AwfulJingles :

oh I wish...

elonmuskfan420official :

You got to joke around a bit to keep yourself sane.

flaswampwitch :

what was the joke?

Motomama :

When you are HR and the Veteran[Big LOL]

auntiemac0🎀🩷 :

I wonder if she knows my brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope you boss him around too👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🥰🥰🥰