there's this book called fat vampire and this dude got stuck as a 300 pound vampire
2026-11-14 01:40:43
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౨ৎ saint :
but don’t becoming a vampire make this stuff happen to you??
2026-11-13 12:19:52
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🧛🏽♀️ :
I should’ve thought ab this before I got turned
2026-11-13 05:33:46
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Mochii :
wait so u dont magically get those after turning cause vampire "magic" beautification?
2026-11-14 14:18:56
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ℂ𝕚𝕖𝕝(❍ᴥ❍ʋ) :
Claudia from Interview with the vampire 😭
2026-11-14 08:03:21
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Mari J :
Like let me go get this tummy tuck first please tf..
2026-11-13 16:15:41
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angel ☆彡 :
like dont turn me before my brain finishes developing i dont wanna be claudia no shade
2026-11-14 14:50:23
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Megan💕 :
thats why i like how in twilight becoming a vampire makes u super hot
2026-11-13 22:42:45
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🩰 :
Like gimme ur blood I’ll drink it when I’m perfect 😍
2026-11-12 22:20:41
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lilaclo_ :
Just hope that it's the type that turns you hot when you become a vampire
2026-11-14 19:35:00
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facts :
If your a twilight vampire your good though
2026-11-14 14:29:26
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maa :
gotta at least wait til I get rid of my garlic bread addiction
2026-11-12 16:29:20
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Yolanda :
Like let's wait for me to glow up first and get my dream body!😭😭😭😭
2026-11-14 10:31:52
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Jay.Sh0t :
No Fr like give me a sec to get my life right
2026-11-14 17:25:08
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ო💌. :
Why this so real
2026-11-13 22:14:05
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Jake :
I’d ask them to hypnotize me into getting in shape first.
2026-11-13 17:32:47
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ℛ𝑜𝓈𝒾𝑒 *. 𓏲ּ𝄢₊ ⊹ :
Like let me get tea first
2026-11-13 22:53:57
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user518049200 :
silent repost
2026-11-14 16:57:57
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Moonlight_Angel :
Cause let me get myself together first please 😭
2026-11-13 19:37:58
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kyla :
or when my initials not tuff enough to be in my friends bio
2026-11-11 22:52:36
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ki ! :
omg i just realised piercing scars would heal immediately so you can’t get piercings
2026-11-14 17:24:30
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Lumight✧◦ :
Wait,what if,when they bite us,its make our body and mind transform to be the best version of ourselves, so healthy and hot forever until we choose tondie
2026-11-14 16:21:51
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౨ৎ 𓍢ִ໋☕ ׂ 𓈒 ⋆ ۪ :
Could you theoretically use silver to pierce yourself as a vampire or would it just always hurt
2026-11-14 02:26:15
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✨𝘎𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘕𝘪🪬🌿 :
No bcz I need to get some island sun if they not a daywalker I DONT WANT IT
2026-11-14 02:47:59
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Boitshoko :
No bc you’re not gonna Reginald the vampire me😭🖐🏾
2026-11-14 11:16:27
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