@businesscasualty: There is a recurring theme. #corporatehumor #comedy #relatable #9to5

chrissypal25 :

Oh I went OFF on the survey this year it was amazing

Cariboodi :

I was so mean on our survey. they said it was anonymous but we all know they knew it was me

Fritz❌ :

Money isn’t my answer, I make good money I want to be respected

geekilycraftedbycodey :

I did one of those surveys once, and at the end where the “any other suggestions” box was, I wrote a 5 paragraph essay with specific examples like I was back in high school! 😂 And then HR suspended me….so be careful y’all! They read that!

kat_and_horse :

Just filled out my first work survey. They just laid off hundreds of people and literally tripled my workload. I’m 2 days in and already burnt out. Those were scathing reviews.

Trav :

As HR, PLEASE do this.

🇨🇦Dilli🇨🇦 :

my question for management was "what lie did you tell to get the title you have?"

Lycan711 :

you forgot those pizza parties for employee day [Tears of joy][Tears of joy][Tears of joy]

See_Frizz :

Oddly this is the same vibe as most of my cover letters

MigraineurVampire :

“You know those surveys are not anonymous” - yeah idc

JMT :

I stopped filling those out because they don't rate the company on the survey score but by how many people participated.

smorepie :

I just did my 1 year personal review and where it asked what my manager could do to better support me, I told them exactly everything she does to me that makes me want to quit almost every day and how when I told HR. Nothing was done. 😂

a l y s s a :

“If you were to ask leadership..” how did you get your job? 🥲😬

AmberMarieJewelry :

i do this for every survey lol and i’m a manager

Josef Snurk :

Not spicy enough, I say!

David :

What keeps you motivated on a hard day: imagining the MD slapped

Kelik🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 :

and then you get pulled into an hr meeting about the "anonymous" survey

beanzie19 :

Exactly

rafealparker575 :

lbmango :

companies think we work for them because we love it. not that we would starve if we didn't. 😳

Charlie⸆⸉ (Yami)💙 :

I went off on my survey this year. I think so did a lot of us, cause our store director got replaced last week. The first thing the new one asked me was "how I was able to work a whole department alone and keep it looking fine." I said "I don't take vacation anymore, cause if I do shizz piles up until I get back." She said that "they'll look into hiring someone to work alongside me so I can take a vacation when needed."

LordSanti :

I agree with the last statement. My employer has been exceeding quotas and surpassing past records and so far, we’ve gotten bbqs that has been “flown out this morning”…I’d rather have the money that was used for said bbq

am.a.smiley1 :

All this 💯

user8969236083252 :

my management questions, if i had the guts to ask them: 1. if this survey is anonymous, how is it you know my specific results? 2. if we're doing so well, why is everything still broken?

pdaddywompa1 :

And fired for “performance issues” the next day.