When told to turn left ask them “your left or my left”
2026-11-12 20:01:28
5172
DeeDoubleyahh :
Ask for an IFR pickup in the air, and then cancel IFR after about a minute or so.
2026-11-12 15:47:17
232
Kyle :
I'm a controller and am about to stroke out reading these...
2026-11-12 20:41:03
3317
TheAtiel37 :
" Radar contact say alititude. "
"altitude "
2026-11-12 13:19:51
6523
OiMate28 :
Just say happy birthday tower if you are anywhere near a flight school. They will get happy birthdays all day and maybe the next day too
2026-11-12 13:01:54
2562
Gformula1 :
I told a plane to squawk altitude and they put there current altitude in for the code 💀
2026-11-13 21:02:22
0
Bulllfrog :
“This one’s for sky king”
2026-11-13 04:16:13
1236
J walk :
ATC’s reading the comments like
2026-11-13 13:40:40
363
Njörun’sZeal :
Tell them “man it’s awfully quiet out tonight” 30 min before tower closes.
2026-11-12 06:53:33
1540
Golfing Dad-Starkes Detailing :
Hot mic: “Do you think they’ll notice if we alter flight level for a better view of the coastline?” While you fly through the Midwest.
2026-11-13 00:17:13
1690
Chopperchic58 :
Airport below…identify yourself.
2026-11-12 16:29:35
1591
califindependant :
hot mic : I'm like 33% sure that's the right airport
2026-11-12 17:26:27
1162
Weston Mushinski :
I’m too broke to be in these comments but I’m still going to read them.
2026-11-12 23:56:43
227
Cross Eyed Bear :
What agl are shear winds at today?
2026-11-13 21:04:22
0
Novissime Cadere :
Try this one with a female controller: “Oh Flower in the tower, what is the runway of the hour?” It got me laughed at, but no number.
2026-11-12 21:22:03
581
Mr.Flubbs :
a random "standby"
2026-11-12 17:17:34
1595
medina99 :
Say “say again” after they rattle off a lengthy transmission….
2026-11-12 20:49:38
1581
inkedandchaotic :
Dammitttt where is the exit sign 😭😂😂😂
2026-11-13 20:28:04
0
fat cactus24 :
kc center gave me a traffic advisory and i said "stop sign?"
2026-11-12 20:46:42
421
Mark H :
"I have a PIREP for you..... skies clear, no wind, no turbulence, unlimited visibility"
2026-11-12 14:27:16
1949
Michael :
say "over" at the end of every radio call
2026-11-12 05:04:51
709
Hailey Cox :
As a controller, I think say again after a long transmission is probably the best one
2026-11-13 15:20:04
28
Cole :
State very loudly over the radio that you are bored, when they ask you to identify yourself, inform them that you are a bored, not an idiot.
Listen to them rage
2026-11-13 00:58:27
142
Antonio :
Start the airport identifier with “Kilo”
2026-11-12 14:35:32
978
Nickwithdanonsense :
Request an IFR clearance and when they’re done reading it out say “actually I’ll just go VFR”
2026-11-12 18:55:45
259
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