Taylor Black
Region: US
Thursday 12 November 2026 10:00:00 GMT
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That.Bish.Karen :
Me writing some of these down. 😆😆
2026-11-12 11:14:42
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Det. Bluto Mindpretzel :
"Pick up the pace. You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months! I KNOW you can go faster than this!
2026-11-12 14:04:00
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Fus Ro Dah :
You had me at “you neither handed motherfucker!”
2026-11-12 12:48:34
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Steven Garcia :
Blue collar insults are the most savage you’ll ever hear.
2026-11-12 10:33:32
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SlinkSlink :
How about "I know you are doing your best, but maybe try someone else's best."
2026-11-12 15:59:05
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jamesdavis7182 :
My favorite I’ve heard is “you must have been a c section baby the way you avoid labor”
2026-11-12 15:32:54
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Brian Smith7138 :
30 yr construction worker here and have plenty but my favorite: “Do you ever feel way overpaid for what you bring to the table?”
2026-11-12 11:21:54
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Cole :
OKAY but I told someone “don’t just stand there, put your hands in your pockets” on a job site once, and this mf goes “okay” and did it. At least he followed directions? 🤦🏻♂️
2026-11-12 12:49:35
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Matt :
Me:”What’s up Blister” Them:”why do you call me that?” Me:”Cause you show up when all the works done”
2026-11-12 14:07:19
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Des😜 :
Whenever my parents call me out on my questionable choices. I tell them to take it up with the manufacturer they’re the ones who used incompatible parts. (My parents are divorced)
2026-11-12 11:53:22
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ItsNato :
I like mashed taters, French fried taters, and loaded taters, but i hate spec-taters.
2026-11-12 15:53:31
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plant based bella 🪲 :
I’m so early I can’t even read other people’s comments
2026-11-12 10:04:30
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Rocky77 :
TikTok DOESNT understand the 1st AMENDMENT 🤨
2026-11-13 13:03:51
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ChrisIBEW70 :
Hey man … I got a question…do you smoke weed on the daily? *waits for response and they say no* well I wish you did because then you’d have a good reason for being so fuqin stupid!!!
2026-11-13 13:23:39
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DKDrumma86 (DK) :
the rusty rifle comment is funny af 😂😂😂
2026-11-13 12:39:54
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Thayer Norris :
we made a guy carry a plant with him to replace the oxygen he was wasting
2026-11-13 11:57:20
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iCryNation :
My buddy just used one he told someone put ur listening ears on it’s not going to hurt🤣
2026-11-13 12:14:32
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tolandcochrane :
One of the guys who runs a wheel barrow during pours jackknifed a trailer while backing it up and damaged the truck. Next week we're sitting down for beers after work in the shop. Same guy jumps in the truck to back it into the shop. Boss yells at him, "Conner get the fuck out of that truck! If its got more than one wheel you ain't driving it!"😂
2026-11-12 15:58:08
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Dakota J. C. :
"has anyone told you good job? no? yeah theres a reason why." "can you call in again tomorrow so we can get back on schedule"
2026-11-12 12:20:03
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fdt1283 :
we had an old guy nickname a newbie "noodle", it took a couple weeks for him to ask what that meant. The old dude said "you're as useless as a wet noodle"
2026-11-12 12:23:18
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Von_Idioten_umzingelt :
So, how long are you planning to be new at this? Don't know, as long as it'll make my life easier
2026-11-12 10:05:08
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KingJoshua :
Locomotive Diesel Electrician here. I crossed a wire my first year in. The old man who was my mentor looked at me and said "Maybe you would have been a better welder" Took me a second to realize I had melted the terminals together 😂😂 Miss that old man
2026-11-12 12:58:55
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Ryan1776 :
I always say: I like to see a man who takes pride in his work",then pause and say "do you know where I can find one?"
2026-11-12 12:34:47
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Ari Goldburd :
I am definitely using some of these tomorrow
2026-11-12 10:26:07
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Sheedevil :
my old boss once told me, "At least your pretty"
2026-11-12 11:03:53
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