I dated a German woman and I remember the phrase “I’m not made of sugar" whenever I offered her an umbrella.
2026-11-12 22:10:14
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JCar296 :
walking quicker not only gets you home faster but also warms you up. German efficiency.
2026-11-12 17:32:38
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Kim Lawrence769 :
So they are just rude.
2026-11-13 02:41:03
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TheDerpKing :
The amount of parallels between being German and being Autistic is HYSTERICAL especially because I have both autism and German heritage 🤣🤣
2026-11-13 01:26:59
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@user76396553 :
This is so true. My German neighbors across the street invited me over for dinner and they served crackers and cheese.
2026-11-13 00:09:48
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Omnibar :
My buddy once complemented a German by saying he does excellent work routing his wiring and he replied "oh well I'm so glad to have your approval" 😂😂😂
2026-11-13 03:14:07
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Austin Hills :
Honestly midwesterners aren’t much different lol butttt we also have a lottttt of German heritage too
2026-11-13 03:46:49
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johna8329 :
I have a German girl and this is 100% accurate
2026-11-12 20:35:05
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MissCoooooooool :
I love opening all the windows once a day. It does help refresh the house
2026-11-12 22:31:02
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Mennie 🇨🇦 :
I have a German client and I asked her if she liked her haircut, she said “It’ll do”. She must like it because I’ve been doing her hair for 7 years.
2026-11-13 03:41:19
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Call Me Mami :
I'm a German woman that married a Southern man and moved here. It's been a bit rough 😂
2026-11-13 03:15:28
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Sean :
I think my wife might be living with a German even though I am not…
2026-11-13 05:13:41
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John_Michael3 :
Germans: “Cold weather is good!” *also Germans* “Don’t turn on the AC!!! It will kill me! My neck is hurting!” 😂
2026-11-12 23:04:58
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Amy LastName :
false, a German wouldn't start with "to be honest?..." they would just say "not really, it is unflattering" 🤣
2026-11-13 04:44:55
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✝️NM💜 :
I have an Aunt Heike by marriage, she's originally from Germany. She came to The States in the 90s. Did nursing school in Germany and USA. She's been a NICU nurse for 30 years. She isn't for the faint of heart, but she's my favorite. Those babies have been her life! 💙
2026-11-13 02:28:30
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Atomic Donuts :
the window thing is amazing, everyone should burp their house 😂
2026-11-13 00:16:13
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Lydia :
I asked my landlord, “How are you not COLD?!” To which he replied way too quickly and all too nonchalant, “I’m German.”
2026-11-13 03:12:10
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ᴹⁱᶜʰᵉᵃˡ ᴹʸᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᶠᶠⁱⁿ ⚰️ :
I’m the German girlfriend to my poor golden retriever boyfriend
2026-11-12 23:52:01
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GetAssesV3.0 :
Macht schnell, los los los 😂
2026-11-12 21:35:47
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Neal :
So that’s why my wife is the way she is. 🤔
2026-11-13 00:12:12
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2000and one :
my kind of life
2026-11-12 21:57:00
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Cliff J. :
So glad I’m dating someone with British blood, raised in Wisconsin, with a Frenchman’s palate.
2026-11-12 21:14:37
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R :
Ja samma 🤣
2026-11-12 17:32:21
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SiriusShutter42 :
Am I…German 😂
2026-11-13 00:39:34
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